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Born to be a loser

Xun Zhonglang was in Jingkou. He climbed Beigu and looked at the sea. He said: "Although I haven't seen the three mountains, I feel like soaring to the sky. If I were the emperor of Qin or Han, I would lift my clothes and wet my feet."

Start by conquering the Dark Emperor

When Shi Chong went to his toilet, there were always more than ten maids serving him, all of them dressed in beautiful clothes. There is everything available, including Jiajian powder, agarwood juice, etc. He also gave the guests new clothes and chopsticks and asked them to go out, and many of the guests were so embarrassed that they could not even go to the toilet. General Wang went there, took off his old clothes, put on new ones, and looked proud. The maids said to each other, "This guest will surely become a thief."

The Guardian of the Soul

If he gives a carriage, a pot of wine, a bundle of clothes, and a dog to a person, if he offers it to a person, he will present the wine and hold the clothes as a gift, which is also called a carriage, a pot of wine, a bundle of clothes, and a dog. If he gives meat in a tripod, he will hold it as a gift. If he gives a pair of poultry, he will hold one pair as a gift and leave the rest. For dogs, he will hold the leash; for guard dogs and farm dogs, he will give them to the herder, and after receiving them, he will ask the dog's name. For cattle, he will hold the leash. , the horse should hold the reins, all with the right hand. The ministers should hold the reins with the left hand. The chariot should be held with the reins. If the armor is in front, then hold it with the command; if it is not in front, then bare the shackles and hold the helmet. When crying, hold the canopy. When bowing, bend the shackles with the left hand and hold the cane. When using a sword, open the cover and strike it, and add the cudgel and sword. The hu, book, xiu, baozhu, bow, mat, mat, pillow, table, ying, staff, qin, zither, spear, and those with blades, caskets, whips, and flutes, they should all be held with the left hand. The knife is handed over with the blade Ying. 削授拊. If there is a stabbing blade, give it to someone and then dodge it.

Daddy Supreme

Sun Zijing was talented and was admired by many people when he was young, and he only respected Wang Wuzi. When Wu Zi died, all the famous scholars came to visit him. Zi Jing came later and wept bitterly in front of the corpse, and all the guests shed tears. After crying, he said to the coffin: "You always like me to imitate the sound of a donkey. Now I will do it for you." His voice sounded like his real voice, and all the guests laughed. Sun raised his head and said, "Let your people live and let this man die!"

Daddy Supreme

When the emperor mourns for the princes, he wears a crown, a sash, and a black robe; some say: let the officials mourn for him, and do not use music or food. When the emperor mourns, the coffin is covered with a dragon carriage, and an axe is added to the coffin, and the house is covered with paint. This is the emperor's etiquette.

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