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Farm Girl Strategy: The Evil King's Favorite Princess Lingtian

When Wei Wujiang met the Xiongnu envoy, he thought he was ugly and not worthy of leading a distant country, so he sent Cui Jigui to take his place. The emperor himself stood at the head of the bed holding a sword. After that, he ordered the spy to ask, "How is the King of Wei?" The Xiongnu envoy replied, "The King of Wei has an extraordinary appearance, but the man holding the sword by his bed is a hero." When Wei Wu heard this, he chased and killed the envoy.

First-class soldier king

When General Yu was in Wuchang, it was a beautiful autumn night with clear scenery, so he asked his officials Yin Hao and Wang Huzhi to go up to the South Tower to sort out poems. The tone began to become powerful, and I heard the loud sound of clogs in the passage. It must be Yu Gong. Soon he came on foot with about ten men around him, and the wise men wanted to get up and avoid him. Gong Xu said, "Please stay a little longer, everyone. I am very interested in this place!" Then he sat on a Hu couch and chanted and joked with them, and they were very happy. Later, Wang Yi Shao came down and talked about this matter with the prime minister. The prime minister said: "Yuan Gui's style at that time must have declined a little." Youjun replied: "Only the hills and valleys remain."

Contract marriage, marry one and give one free

The guests went to Chen Taiqiu to stay overnight, and Taiqiu asked Yuanfang and Jifang to cook. The guest was discussing with Taiqiu, and the two of them brought in fire, both of them were silent and eavesdropping. I forgot to use chopsticks and spatula when cooking, and the rice fell into the pot. Taiqiu asked, "Why don't you cook with steam?" Yuanfang and Jifang knelt down and said, "Your Excellency was talking with a guest, and we were eavesdropping. We forgot to bring chopsticks and a basket when cooking, and now the rice has become porridge." Taiqiu said, "Do you know anything about it?" They replied, "I just remember it." The two men spoke at the same time and took turns to talk, without losing anything. Taiqiu said: "In this case, just eating rice is enough, why do we need rice?"

Husband, come here quickly

If you are not sitting or standing, do not go to participate; if you are not standing, do not go beyond the middle.

The God of Another World

The king does not take away the jade without a reason; the ministers do not hang the zither without a reason, and the scholars do not play the zither without a reason. If the scholars have made offerings to the king, the king will ask him the next day, "Where did you take it?" He will bow twice and then answer.

Lu Sheng