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Ling Zong is very bi

Green plums are delicious: childhood sweethearts, sweet kisses

Gu Changkang is good at drawing human figures. He wanted to capture Yin Jingzhou, but Yin said, "I am ugly, so don't bother me." Gu said, "You are the eyes of the wise magistrate. Just point out the boy and use flying white brush to make it look like a light cloud covering the sun."

Destiny is Phoenix: The Third Lady of the Poison Doctor

Liver and radish: Take a dog liver, wrap it, and roast it with radish. When it is burnt, the radish will not stick to it. Take rice and simmer it with porridge. Cut the wolf fat into small pieces and mix it with the rice to make wine.

Teacher, you have sneaked into that scumbag!

People say: "Gou Zi is outstanding, while Ah Xing is peaceful and harmonious."

My wife went to the wrong room

Wang Foda sighed and said, "After three days without drinking, I feel that my body and soul are no longer close to each other."

Runaway wife, love without any hands

Xie Hun asked Yang Fu, "Why do you hold the coral chain in a vessel?" Yang Fu said, "It should be used as a vessel to receive the gods."