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Urban Power King

　　When Fan Xuan was eight years old, he was picking vegetables in the back garden and accidentally injured his finger and started crying loudly. Someone asked, "Are you in pain?" He replied, "It's not pain, I just dare not damage my body or hair, that's why I'm crying!" Xuan Jie was a frugal person, so when Han Yuzhang gave him a hundred pieces of silk, he refused to accept them. He reduced the amount by fifty pieces, but still refused to accept it. In this way, he reduced it by half, until it reached one horse, but he never accepted it again. The Queen of Han was riding in the same carriage with Fan. The Queen cut two feet of flesh in the carriage and gave it to Fan, saying, "Would anyone rather let his wife be without a scarf?" Fan laughed and accepted it.

The wife is fierce and the president is very tired

Secret

The funny life of the funny king

Liu Yin commented on Yu Zhonglang: "Although his words are not sincere and sincere like the Tao, they are abrupt and can almost imitate the Tao."

Lost

Wang Jingyu had a handsome appearance and asked about the prince. The prince patted his shoulder and said, "Anu, I regret that your talent is not worthy of your name!" He also said, "Jingyu is like you in everything."

Rosewood Box

Someone gave Wei Wu a cup of cheese. Wei Wu ate a little and wrote the word "合" on his veil to show it to everyone. No one could understand it. When he came to Yang Xiu, Xiu ate it and said, "You told me to eat only one bite, why should I doubt it?"