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Rebirth in Another World: I Have a System

Someone cried and said to Chang Yu: "It's as if a thousand-foot pine tree collapsed."

Clear but unclear

When General Wang started a rebellion, the Prime Minister and his brothers went to the palace to express their gratitude. The Duke of Zhou was deeply worried about the other kings. When he first entered, he looked very worried. The Prime Minister called out to Marquis Zhou, "All the people in the family are in your care!" Zhou went straight over but did not respond. Once you enter, you will be saved by the suffering. After being released, Zhou Da was very happy and drank some wine. When he went out, the kings were still waiting at the door. Zhou said, "This year, if we kill all the bandits and slaves, we will take a golden seal as big as a bowl and tie it behind our elbow." When the general arrived at Shitou, he asked the prime minister, "Can Lord Zhou be one of the Three Dukes?" The prime minister did not answer. He asked again, "Can you be the Minister of the Chancellery?" Again no answer. Because he said, "In this case, he should be killed!" Then he fell silent again. When Marquis Zhou was about to be killed, the prime minister later learned that Marquis Zhou had saved him. He sighed and said, "I didn't kill Marquis Zhou, but he died because of me. I have let him down in the underworld!"

I make love into soup

When Pang Shiyuan arrived in Wu, the people of Wu all became friends with him. When he saw Lu Ji, Gu Shao and Quan Cong, he compared them and said, "What Lu Zi said about a slow horse is that it has the advantage of being fast. What Gu Zi said about a slow ox is that it can carry heavy loads and travel far." Someone asked, "If what you said is true, is Lu the better one?" He replied, "Although a slow horse is agile and swift, it can only catch up to one person. A slow ox can travel a hundred miles in a day, but how can it catch up to one person?" The people of Wu did not object. "Quan Zi likes to have a good reputation, just like Fan Zizhao of Runan."

Princess wants to climb the wall: Prince, please queue up for a blind date

Urban Wolf

Emperor Xiaowu was very close to and respectful of Wang Guobao and Wang Ya. Ya recommended Wang Xun to the emperor, and the emperor wanted to meet him. Once at night, when he was talking with Guo Bao and Ya, the emperor felt a little drunk and lustful, so he ordered Xun to be called. When he was about to arrive, he heard the soldiers' message. Guo Bao knew that he was inferior to Wang Xun in talent and was afraid of losing his favor, so he said, "Wang Xun is a famous person today. Your Majesty should not see him with wine and women. You can issue another edict." The emperor agreed with his words and thought he was loyal, so he did not see Xun.

Stop the Earth

Sun Xing said: "The talent of Cao's assistant is like a white brocade with bright light, cut into a pair of trousers with a back pattern. It is not without literary talent, but it is cruel and has no tailoring."