欧美房中术

Fake becomes real

Someone asked General Yin Zhongjun: "Why does a general who is about to get a position dream of coffins and utensils, and a general who is about to get wealth dream of feces and dirt?" Yin said: "Officials are originally rotten and smelly, so a general who is about to get a position dreams of coffins and corpses; wealth is originally feces and dirt, so a general who is about to get a position dreams of dirt and dirt." People at that time thought that his name was untrue.

My wife is hard to love: My girl is too fickle

The Origin

When Wei Si Tu Jingzi died, Zixia offered condolences. The host had not yet buried him, so he went there in mourning clothes. Ziyou went to mourn. After the host had buried him, Ziyou came out, wearing mourning clothes and crying. Zixia asked, "Did you hear that?" He said, "I heard from you, Master, that if the host has not changed his clothes, he should not wear mourning clothes." Zengzi said, "Yanzi can be said to know etiquette, and he is respectful." Youruo said, "Yanzi wore the same fox fur coat for thirty years, and sent one carriage to the tomb and returned; the king had seven carriages, and the ministers had five carriages. How could Yanzi know etiquette?" Zengzi said, "If a country is not governed by the Way, a gentleman will be ashamed to be full of etiquette. If the state is extravagant, then show it frugality; if the state is frugal, then show it etiquette.

Extraordinary Secretary

Huan Wen passed by Wang Dun's tomb and said, "A lovely child! A lovely child!"

60s Military Wife

The two Dun of the You Yu Dynasty, the four Lian of the Xia Dynasty, the six Hu of the Yin Dynasty, the eight Gui of the Zhou Dynasty. The You Yu Dynasty used the 梡, the Xia Dynasty used the 嶡, the Yin used the 椇, and the Zhou used the 房 zu. The Xia Dynasty used the 楬 豆, the Yin used the 玉 豆, and the Zhou used the 献 豆. The You Yu Dynasty used the 韨, the Xia Dynasty used the 山, the Yin used the 火, and the Zhou used the 龙章. The You Yu Dynasty sacrificed the head, the Xia Dynasty sacrificed the heart, the Yin sacrificed the liver, and the Zhou sacrificed the lung. The Xia Dynasty valued the bright water, the Yin valued the 冴, and the Zhou valued the wine. Youyu clan had 50 officials, Xiahou clan had 100 officials, Yin had 200 officials, Zhou Zhou had 300 officials. Youyu clan had Sui, Xiahou clan had Silk, Yin had Chongya, Zhou had Bi and Shu.

The General Falls in Love with the Fish Girl

Serving a gentleman, when a gentleman ascends or descends, he hands him a rein; when he starts to ride, he must show respect; when a gentleman descends, he must stand back. When riding in a second carriage, he must show respect, but not in the assistant carriage. For the second carriage, the princes have seven, the senior officials have five, and the junior officials have three. The horses and carriages of the two-carriage man are not to be trifled with. Look at the clothes, swords, and horses of the gentleman, and do not buy them.