嫂子的肛门

Neighbors on the other side

Chen Taiqiu went to Xun Lang's mausoleum. He was poor and frugal and had no servants. He ordered Yuan Fang to drive the chariot, and Ji Fang to follow behind holding a staff. The long article is still small and can be put in the cart with chopsticks. When they arrived, Xun asked Shu Ci to answer the door. Ci Ming served wine, and the remaining six dragons came down to eat. Wen Ruo was also young, sitting with chopsticks on his knees. At that time, the historian reported: "The Immortal is traveling eastward."

After I bit the zombie

Sikong Xi was appointed as the Northern Palace, and Huangmen Wang went to Xi's gate to pay his respects, saying: "Coping with emergencies and military strategies are not his strong points." He then recited it endlessly. Xi Cang said to Jiabin: "When you came to pay your respects today, Ziyou's words were very rude and intolerable!" Jiabin said: "This is Chen Shou's comment on Zhuge Liang. People compare your family to Wu Hou, what else do you say?"

Wrong love in progress

He Yan, Deng Yang and Xiahou Xuan all asked Fu Gu to make friends with them, but Gu finally refused. Everyone then united them based on Xun Can's advice and said to Gu, "Xiahou Taichu was an outstanding man of his time and was humble towards you, but you have the opposite intention. If you get along with him, things will go well, but if you don't, there will be rifts. If the two virtuous people are like Mu, the country will be at peace. This is why Lin Xiangru put Lian Po below him." Fu said, "Xiahou Taichu has great ambitions and is hardworking. He is able to win false praise. He is truly a man who can ruin a country with his eloquence. He Yan and Deng Yang are ambitious but impetuous, knowledgeable but not particular, greedy on the outside but indifferent on the inside, they value similarities and hate differences, they talk a lot and are jealous. They talk a lot and are provocative, and they are jealous and have no friends. In my opinion, these three virtuous people are all corrupt people! Even if you keep them at a distance, you may suffer disaster, let alone those who are approachable?" Later, all of them turned out as he said.

Pear Language

Small happiness in the big world

Someone asked: "What is a cane?" The answer is: bamboo and tung are the same. So for the father, a cane is made of bamboo; for the mother, a cane is made of tung.

Royal Soldier King

He Pingshu said: "Taking Wu Shi San not only cures diseases, but also makes one feel brighter and clearer."