老公在旁边打飞机

Best Yanei

Wei Jie was five years old, and he was lovely and cute. Grand Tutor said: "This child is different, but I am old and cannot see his big ears!"

The Gambler

Yu Changren and his brothers entered Wu and wanted to stay overnight in a pavilion. The younger brothers went up first and saw the room full of children, none of whom had any intention of avoiding each other. Changren said, "Let me try and watch it." He then took a little boy with a stick and entered the door. The guests, seeing his divine appearance, retreated and hid themselves for a while.

National male god

And you are sad and blue

Huannan County and Yin Jingzhou talked together and always attacked each other. After more than a year, it only happened once or twice. Huan lamented that his talent and ideas had declined. Yin Yun: "This is your interpretation."

Noisy

Lu Ji went to see Wang Wuzi. Wang Wuzi placed several hu of goat cheese in front of him and pointed it out to Lu, saying, "How can you, Jiangdong, compete with this?" Lu Ji replied, "We have a thousand-mile radish soup, but we haven't added any salt or fermented black beans!"

Love takes the wrong path

When Sun Zijing was young, he wanted to retire, and told Wang Wuzi, "I should use the stone as my pillow and rinse my mouth with stream", but he mistakenly said "rinse my mouth with the stone and use my pillow with stream". The king asked, "Can I use the stream as a pillow, or the stone as a rinse?" Sun replied, "I use the stream as a pillow to wash my ears, and I use the stone as a rinse to sharpen my teeth."