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The Rebellion of Six Husbands: Madam, please take off your veil!

I have a cornucopia

The king has the way to unite the clan, and the clan members cannot use their relatives to attack the king, which is the position.

Koi wife, you are so sweet

Someone went to see General Wang, and met Anfeng, the general, and the prime minister sitting there; he went to another room to see Ji Yin and Pingzi. When he returned, he said to others, "Today's trip has seen a dazzling array of pearls and jades."

Li Tian Dao Zu

Yu Yutai is Xi's younger brother. Xi wants to be executed and will kill Yu Tai. Yutaizi's wife was the daughter of Xuanwu's younger brother Huanhuo. He came barefoot and tried to enter, but the gatekeeper refused to let him in. The woman said in a stern voice, "Who are you? You are my uncle's doorman, but you won't let me in!" She rushed in and cried, "Yu Yutai always thinks that people's feet are three inches shorter, so can he be a thief again?" Xuanwu smiled and said, "My son-in-law is in a hurry." Then he opened a door for Yutai.

Doomsday Immortal

Start picking up properties today

Zengzi went to Fuxia to pay tribute to his ancestors. After the host filled the pond, he pushed the coffin back and brought it back. He brought down the women and then performed the rituals. The attendant asked, "Is it the etiquette?" Zengzi said, "The ancestor is Qie; Qie, why can't he stay overnight?" The attendant asked Ziyou again, "Is it the etiquette?" Ziyou said, "Eat under the window, bury the dead in a small way inside the door, bury the dead in a big way on the east side, and hold the funeral in the guest seat. The funeral is held in the courtyard and buried in the tomb. This is how it is far away. Therefore, funerals have progress but no retreat." Zengzi heard this and said, "It's too much. I'm the one who left the ancestor." Zengzi wore a fur coat to pay his respects, and Ziyou wore a fur coat to pay his respects. Zengzi pointed at Ziyou and showed him, "Fuck, you are a man who is accustomed to etiquette, how can you wear a fur coat to pay your respects?" The host had folded his hair in a small way, bared his clothes, and tied his hair; Ziyou hurried out and came back wearing a fur coat and a sash. Zengzi said, "I went too far, I went too far, this is it."