男性手淫的故事

Martial Arts Revival System

Which kind of love doesn't hurt?

Wang Rong said: "The Taiwei has a lofty and clear appearance, like a jade tree in a grove of jade trees, so he is naturally a worldly being."

Super Farm

When the king gives a carriage and horses, ride to pay tribute to the gift; wear clothes to pay tribute to the gift; do not dare to ride or wear without the king's order. When the king gives, bow and place the gift on the ground with your palm; when wine and meat are given, do not bow twice. In all gifts, gentlemen and villains have different days. When offering to the king, the senior officials send the butcher, and the scholars are relatives, all bow twice and bow to send. When serving the king a meal, if there are meat peaches and straw, the straw is removed for the senior officials and the meat is removed for the scholars, and all are done by the butcher. The senior officials do not bow in person, as it is the king's response to themselves. The senior official bowed and gave gifts and left. The scholar waited for the promise and left. He bowed again, but no one bowed in return. The senior official personally gave gifts to the scholar. The scholar bowed and accepted. He bowed again in his room. He did not put on clothes before bowing. When the enemy was not present, he bowed in his room. Whenever he made an offering to a respected person, he did not dare to report it. The scholar did not accept the congratulations of the senior official. The lower official accepted the congratulations of the higher official. When the relatives were present, he addressed the person as father. If someone gave him gifts, he addressed him as father and bowed to him. The ceremony was not grand, and the clothes were not full. Therefore, the fur coat was not covered, and the carriage was not arranged in a proper manner.

The best ruffian

There are three talents in the Taifu: Liu Qingsun is the most talented, Pan Yangzhong is the most talented, and Pei Jingsheng is the most talented.

Honey, please don't fall in love with me

Song Xi was once a concubine of General Wang, and later belonged to Xie Zhenxi. Zhenxi asked Xi: "How am I compared to the king?" He replied: "The king is like you, a farmer and a nobleman!" This was because Zhenxi was a seductive woman.

The Wedding of a Bookworm and a Housegirl

Wei Chang Qi Ya has body, and talent learning is not the way out, Yu Cun ridiculed him said: "With the minister three chapters of the law: the talker died, the writer was punished, the business slightly offset the crime."