我要嘈妓女的小穴

Origin of the Worlds

Huan Maolun said: "Zhu Jiye's skin is like Yangqiu's." He meant that his cutting was moderate.

If Bugs Understood Love

Zilu left Lu and asked Yan Yuan: "What gift do you have for me?" He said: "I have heard that when you leave your country, you should cry at the tomb before leaving; when you return to your country, you should not cry, but open the tomb and enter." He asked Zilu: "What do you do for me?" Zilu said: "I have heard that you should be polite when passing by a tomb, and be submissive when passing by a sacrifice."

Qingmei sister is a little sweet

Huan Xuanwu's memorial said: "Xie Shang was wise and upright, and won the people's praise at a young age."

If you bloom, butterflies will come

Good night, my handsome ghost husband

When Lu Wan was appointed Sikong, someone came to him and asked for good wine. When he got it, he stood up, dropped his chopsticks on the ground between the beams and pillars, and said, "There is a lack of talent in the world, so I use you as a pillar. Please don't destroy the pillars of others." He joked, "I will take your good advice."

Regardless

Huan Baonu was Wang Danyang's uncle, and looked like his uncle, so Huan was very wary of him. Xuanwu said: "It is not always similar, sometimes it looks like ears! It always looks like form, sometimes it looks like spirit." Huan Yu did not say anything.