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The general's love for his wife is unlimited

Mommy, who planted your little strawberries?

Since Emperor Wu of Jin did not realize the Crown Prince's stupidity, he must have intended to pass on the throne to the heir. Many famous officials also offered frank opinions. The emperor once sat on Lingyun Terrace, and Wei Guan was beside him. He wanted to express his feelings, so he knelt before the emperor as if drunk, stroked the bed with his hand and said, "It's a pity to sit here." The emperor realized it, but laughed and said, "Are you drunk?"

A little love affair

Someone asked Mr. Lin: "How is Sizhou compared to the two Xies?" Mr. Lin said: "So it should be compared to Antiwan."

The all-around son-in-law of the female president

When Gao Zigao was mourning his parents, he cried blood for three years and never showed his teeth. Gentlemen thought it was difficult.

Secret love is like a severe cold

When Zhang Wuxing was eight years old, he was missing teeth. The wise knew that this was not normal, so they joked with him, "Why is there a dog hole in your mouth?" Zhang replied, "It is for you to go in and out through it!"

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