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The Prosperous Void Spirit

The Allure of the City

Yang Chang and his father Yao were in the same house and were on good terms with Taifu Hu, and they both served in the imperial court and were promoted to the rank of Chariot and Cavalry Official. Early death. Changhe has five brothers and was orphaned at a young age. Hu came to cry, and seeing Changhe's mournful expression and behavior, just like an adult, he sighed and said, "My cousin is not dead!"

My host is a bit wild

Emperor Ming asked Zhou Boren: "How do you compare to Yu Yuangui?" Zhou Boren replied: "In the secluded world, Liang is not as good as me; in the calm and composed government, I am not as good as Liang."

The Feng Family Has a Daughter

When Jin Jianwen was the governor of an army, the dust on the bed he sat on was so thick that he could not even hear the dust brushed away. He could see the footprints of a rat and thought it was a good thing. A military officer saw a rat walking in broad daylight and ordered it to be killed with a board in his hand. The governor was unhappy with this and his men rose up in protest. The teacher said: "I cannot forget the fact that I was harmed by rats. Now, is it wrong to use rats to harm people?"

Happy Events in the Rebirth House

The overbearing president is too much

Emperor Ming of Jin was an expert at fortune-telling about tombs and houses. When he heard that Guo Pu was burying someone, the emperor went to see it in disguise. He asked the master: "Why do you bury the dragon's horns? This method will lead to the extermination of the whole clan!" The master said: "Guo Yun said: 'This is to bury the dragon. Within three years, the emperor will be born.'" The emperor asked: "Does it mean the emperor will be born?" The answer was: "It is not the emperor who will be born, but it can lead to the emperor's question."