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Gravekeeper's Song

Being a Poisonous Wife is Hard

Whenever Wang Chuzhong got drunk, he would recite "An old horse in the stable still has a thousand miles to go. A martyr in his old age still has great ambitions." Hit the spittoon with a Ruyi and the mouth of the spittoon will be broken.

Invincible Exchange

The word "shooting" means to "yi", or to "she". Yi means to yi, each one's own will. Therefore, if one's mind is calm and the body is upright, one should hold the bow and arrow firmly; if one holds the bow and arrow firmly, one will hit the target. Therefore, it is said: A father should aim at his father's swan; a son should aim at his son's swan; a monarch should aim at his monarch's swan; a minister should aim at his minister's swan. Therefore, each archer shoots his own swan. Therefore, the great archery of the emperor is called "shooting marquis"; shooting marquis means shooting for the princes. If you hit the target, you can become a vassal; if you miss the target, you cannot become a vassal.

Fake red makeup

Pandora

Someone asked Gu Changkang, "Why don't you compose the poem of Lo Sheng?" He replied, "Why don't you do the voice of an old maid?"

Don't mess with Tai Sui

When floods come, do not offer fish and turtles. If you offer birds, brush their heads; if you keep birds, do not brush them. Those who offer chariots and horses hold the whip and reins, those who offer armor hold the helmet, and those who offer a staff hold the end. Those who offered captives as tribute held their right sleeves. Those who offer millet hold the right contract, and those who offer rice hold the measuring drum. Whoever offers food should hold the sauce. Those who offer land and houses should do so in writing.