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Love Theory of Energetic Girls

Wang Yifu's father Yi was the General of Pingbei. When he had official business, he sent messengers to discuss it, but they could not. At that time, Yi Fu was in the capital, and he ordered his carriage to meet with the Minister of State Yang Hu and the Minister of State Shan Tao. Yi Fu was a child at the time. He was handsome and talented. He could narrate things quickly and his stories were logical. Tao was very impressed by him. After he left, he continued to watch and sighed, "Shouldn't the son he had be like Wang Yifu?" Yang Hu said, "The one who will cause chaos in the world will be this child!"

The greatest anchor in history

When Emperor Ming of Jin was a few years old, he sat on Emperor Yuan's lap. Someone came from Chang'an, and Emperor Yuan asked about the news from Luoxia, and burst into tears. Emperor Ming asked why he was crying. I told him my intention to cross the river to the east. He then asked Emperor Ming, "How far do you think Chang'an is compared to the sun?" He replied, "The sun is far away. Haven't you heard that people come from the side of the sun? How can you know it?" Emperor Yuan was surprised. Tomorrow I will gather all the ministers for a banquet, inform them of this intention, and ask them again. He replied, "The sun is near." The Yuan Emperor was dismayed and asked, "Why do you say something different from what you said yesterday?" He replied, "I can see the sun but not Chang'an."

Professor Yan's Little Writer

Someone asked: "What is a cane?" The answer is: bamboo and tung are the same. So for the father, a cane is made of bamboo; for the mother, a cane is made of tung.

Supernatural Energy

He Yan and Deng Yang asked Guan Lu to make a hexagram, saying: "I wonder if the position will reach Three Dukes?" After the hexagram was made, Lu quoted the ancient meaning and took it as a deep warning. Yang said, "This is what old people always say." Yan said, "How amazing! The ancients thought it was difficult. Today, people think it is difficult to be sincere in communication. Now you have achieved two difficult things at the same time. You can be called 'the bright virtue is fragrant'. Doesn't the poem say, 'Hide it in your heart, how can you forget it?'"

Cold Fireworks

Huan Xuan once climbed up to the southern tower of Jiangling City and said, "I want to write a eulogy for Wang Xiaobo now." He chanted and whistled for a long time, and then began to write. I took a moment to sit and write this eulogy.

Idiot Oppa is a genius