病人在厕所与护士教欢

President Ji has been planning marriage for a long time

Nguyen Zhongrong and the infantry lived in the south of the road, and the other Nguyens lived in the north of the road. The northern Nguyen are rich, while the southern Nguyen are poor. On July 7th, people in Northern Ruan dry clothes in the sun, all of which are made of gauze, silk, and brocade. Zhongrong hung a large cloth scarf on a pole in the middle of the courtyard. Some people may wonder why he did this, but he answered, "I am not immune to worldly matters, so I am just telling you the truth!"

The Strongest Immortal Cultivator

100,000 years of tribulation

Duke Huan asked Huan Ziye: "Xie Anshi knew that Wan Shi would fail, why didn't he advise him?" Ziye replied: "So he should be difficult to offend!" Duke Huan said angrily: "Wan Shi is weak and ordinary, why is it difficult to offend Yan Yan?"

The cat of the male god

Grand Marshal Huan wanted to hunt in the snow and first obtained permission from Wang, Liu and others. Zhen Chang saw that he was dressed in a simple and hasty manner, and asked, "What do you want to do with this, old villain?" Huan said, "If I didn't do this, why would you sit here and talk?"

Canonization of the French

In this month, the grass and trees turn yellow and fall, so firewood is cut to make charcoal. All hibernating insects lie down inside, and they all seal their doors. Then the emperor rushes to the prison and punishes, and does not leave any guilty. He collects those who are not paid properly and those who are not provided with proper support. In this month, the emperor uses dogs to taste rice and first offers it to the temple. If the summer order is implemented in the late autumn, there will be floods in the country, disasters in winter, and many people will sneeze and sneeze. If the winter order is carried out, there will be many thieves in the country, the border will be restless, and the land will be divided. If the spring order is carried out, warm winds will come, the people will be relaxed, and the army will not stop.

Drama

Sun Zijing was talented and was admired by many people when he was young, and he only respected Wang Wuzi. When Wu Zi died, all the famous scholars came to visit him. Zi Jing came later and wept bitterly in front of the corpse, and all the guests shed tears. After crying, he said to the coffin: "You always like me to imitate the sound of a donkey. Now I will do it for you." His voice sounded like his real voice, and all the guests laughed. Sun raised his head and said, "Let your people live and let this man die!"