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Someone asked Gu Changkang, "Why don't you compose the poem of Lo Sheng?" He replied, "Why don't you do the voice of an old maid?"

Talk about the guy who came after me in the book

In his later years, General Xi loved to talk. Although the topics were elegant and beyond his experience, he was very proud of them. Later, when he went to the court, he thought that Prime Minister Wang was very hateful in his later years, so every time he saw him, he would want to give him a stern warning. The princes knew his meaning and often quoted it as another saying. Before returning to the town, he ordered his carriage to meet the Prime Minister. The Prime Minister raised his beard and looked stern. As soon as he sat down, he said, "We are about to part ways, and I must tell you what I see." His words were full of seriousness and his manner was unsound. Wang Gongshe was the next one and said, "We don't know what will happen next, and I also want to express my feelings. I hope you won't talk about it anymore." Xi then became very angry, and left with a cold collar, without saying a word.

Sin

Yin Zhongwen was a man of great talent, but he did not read very widely. Bo Liang sighed and said, "If Yin Zhongwen had read half as much as Yuan Bao, his talent would be no less than Ban Gu's."

Dawn of Shrimp

Justin's proud little baby

When Liu Gongrong drank with others, he drank with a mix of dirty and inappropriate people, and some people ridiculed him. He replied, “Those who are better than you, must drink with you; those who are not as good as you, must also drink with you; and those who are of your level, must also drink with you.” So they drank together all day and got drunk.

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When Prime Minister Wang saw Wei Xima, he said, "You are so thin. Even if you are in good shape all day, you can't bear silk."