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Official career

Emperor Ming asked Marquis Zhou, "Some people compare you to Xi Jian. What do you think?" Zhou said, "Your Majesty, there is no need to compare you to Xi Jian."

The stand-in wife refuses to become a regular

When Confucius passed by the side of Mount Tai, a woman was crying at a grave. Confucius stood up and listened to her. He asked Zilu to ask her, "Your crying seems to be deeply worried." She said, "Yes, my uncle died of a tiger in the past, my husband also died there, and now my son has died there too." The Master asked, "Why don't you leave?" She said, "No harsh government." The Master said, "My boy, you know it. Harsh government is more fierce than a tiger."

Why worry about the long journey to immortality?

When Wang Pingzi first came down, the prime minister said to the general, "We must not allow the Qiang people to travel east again." Pingzi's face resembled that of a Qiang.

I'm really an actor

Xie Gong said to Xiao Bo: "Your ancestors were comparable to Liu Yin, so they were able to catch up." Xiao Bo said: "It's not that Liu Yin couldn't catch up, it's just that he didn't catch up."

Lost in love, the heartless president draws a circle to imprison himself

When consulting an elder, one must hold a stick and follow his lead. It is impolite to answer an elder's question without declining.

Slowly lure