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Deng Ai stuttered and called himself "Ai Ai". King Wen of Jin teased him and said, "You say 'Ai Ai', how many Ai are you talking about?" He replied, "Phoenix, Phoenix, so it is one Phoenix."

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Ji, Ruan, Shan and Liu were drinking in the bamboo forest, and Wang Rong came later. The infantryman said, "The vulgar people have come to defeat us again!" The king laughed and said, "Can your intentions also be defeated?"

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Sun Xinggong said: "Pan's writing is like a piece of brocade, and everything is good; Lu's writing is like separating gold from sand, and treasures are often found."

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Zi Zhang was ill, so he summoned Shen Xiang and said to him: "A gentleman says 'end', a villain says 'death'; I am almost there today!" Zeng Zi said: "The first funeral is held, and the rest is held in the pavilion?" Zeng Zi said: "For small merits, there is no position, it is the etiquette of the alley. When Zi Si cried for his sister-in-law, it was a position, and women danced; when Shen Xiang cried for Si, it was the same."

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Shen Gongyun said: "People call him a famous scholar, and he has three fights of firewood and thorns in his chest."

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