周星驰经典台词

Promise

Devil Blood Lingtian

As for the elderly care: You Yu clan used the banquet ceremony, Xia Hou clan used the feast ceremony, Yin people used the food ceremony, Zhou people improved and used them all. At fifty, they are taken care of in the village, at sixty, they are taken care of in the country, at seventy, they are taken care of in the school, and they are promoted to the princes. At eighty, they receive the emperor's order, sit and come twice, and the blind are also like this. At ninety, someone else takes care of them. At fifty, they eat different food, at sixty, they eat meat every night, at seventy, they eat twice, at eighty, they always have delicacies; at ninety, they eat and drink without leaving their bed, and they can eat and drink with their outings. At sixty, they make a system, at seventy, they make a system for hours, at eighty, they make a system for months; at ninety, they make a system for days, only the strangulation, quilt, and cover, and they make a system after death. At fifty, people begin to decline. At sixty, they cannot be full without meat. At seventy, they cannot be warm without silk. At eighty, they cannot be warm without people. At ninety, even if they have people, they cannot be warm. At fifty, they are given a cane at home. At sixty, they are given a cane in the village. At seventy, they are given a cane in the country. At eighty, they are given a cane in the court. At ninety, if the emperor wants to ask them about something, they should go to their room and be accompanied by a treasure. At seventy, they do not wait for the court. At eighty, they report their existence every month. At ninety, they have a rank every day. At fifty, they do not participate in government affairs. At sixty, they do not participate in military service. At seventy, they do not participate in the affairs of guests. At eighty, they do not participate in the affairs of mourning. At fifty, they are given a title. At sixty, they do not go to school. At seventy, they retire from government affairs. Only mourning clothes are used for mourning.

Young and promising

Zhi Daoling asked someone to buy Yinshan Mountain from Lord Shen, who replied, "I have never heard of a nest. You went into seclusion by buying a mountain."

Sweetheart at home

When Yuan Hong first wrote the Fu on the Eastern Expedition, he did not mention Tao Yuanming at all. The Hu slave lured him into a narrow room, pointed a sword at him, and said, "The merits of our ancestors were so great! You wrote the poem about the Eastern Expedition, how could you ignore it?" Hong was embarrassed and had no idea, so he replied, "I am the Great Dao Master, why do you say I have nothing?" Then he recited, "Fine gold is refined a hundred times, and it can be cut. His merits are to govern people, and his duty is to quell rebellions. Changsha's merits are praised by history."

Hit the heart

In this month, the emperor prayed to the God of Heaven on the first day of the year. He chose the first day of the year, and the emperor personally carried the plow and hoe, placed it in the imperial room with the guardian, and led the three dukes, nine ministers, princes and officials to personally plough the imperial fields. The emperor pushed three times, the three dukes five times, and the ministers and princes nine times. When he returned, he held the wine cup in the great bedroom, and the three dukes, nine ministers, princes and officials all drove, and ordered: "Work hard and drink wine."

Get in trouble with a handsome guy

Wang Dun was appointed general and stationed in Yuzhang. Wei Jie fled from Luoyang to Dun to avoid the chaos. They were delighted to meet each other and talked all day long. At that time, Xie Kun was the Chief Secretary. Dun said to Kun, "I didn't expect to hear the music of Zhengshi again during the Yongjia period. If A Ping were still alive, he would be overwhelmed again."