Lao Niu

Ugly Man with Superpowers

The one who presents the table and the staff should brush it. The one who imitates a horse or a sheep should lead it with his right hand; the one who imitates a dog should lead it with his left hand. The one who holds a bird should hold it with his left hand. The one who decorates lambs and geese should hold it with a silk cloth. The one who receives pearls and jade should hold it with his hands. The one who receives a bow and sword should hold it with his sleeves. The one who drinks from a jade cup should not wave it. Anyone who asks for a bow, sword, bag, or basket to ask for a favor should hold it as if he were receiving a favor, just like a messenger.

From a light sentence

When wearing a crown, the crown of black cloth is worn by the princes and below, and it is OK to wear it in a worn-out state. The black crown with red tassels is the crown of the emperor. The black cloth crown with red tassels is the crown of the princes. The black crown with red tassels is the crown of the generals of the princes. The black crown with red tassels is the crown of the generals of the scholars. The white crown with black and black and black and white is the crown of the sons. The white crown with white and ... The deep robe has three lapels, which are evenly sewn, and the hem is on the side, and the sleeves can be turned back to the elbow. The length of the middle is one foot. The lining is two inches, the length is two inches, and the width of the edge is one and a half inches. It is not polite to wrap cloth with silk. Scholars do not wear woven clothes, and those who are not kings do not wear two colors. Clothes are of the right color, and skirts are of different colors. Those who are not of the same color cannot enter the government, and those who are not kings cannot enter the government can not enter the government. The outer fur cannot enter the government, and the fur cannot enter the government. The cocoon is made of cocoon, the robe is made of cocoon, the quilt is made of cocoon, and the silk is made of pleats. The court dress is made of white, which was started by Ji Kangzi. Confucius said: "Wear the court dress, and wear it after the first day of the month." He said: "If the country is not in the right way, then there will be no full clothes." Only the king has a fur coat to swear an oath, and the fur coat is not ancient. The king wears fox white fur, and the brocade clothes cover it. The king's right is tiger fur, and his left is wolf fur. Scholars do not wear fox white. Gentlemen wear fox fur, blue fur, and leopard fur, and black gauze clothes with lining; deer fur, blue fur, and leopard fur, and black clothes with lining; fox fur, and yellow clothes with lining. Brocade clothes and fox fur are the clothes of princes. Dog and sheep fur are not lining, and they are not lining when not decorated. The lining of fur is to show beauty. When mourning, it is covered, not fully decorated; when the king is present, it is covered, and it is fully decorated. The lining of clothes is to fill beauty, so the lining of corpses and the lining of jade tortoises are covered when there is no business, but they dare not fill them.

The killer is so cute

Confucius was sitting with Duke Ai, who said, “May I ask who is the most important in human nature?” Confucius looked sad and replied, “Your Majesty, when you said this, it is the virtue of the people! How dare I answer without words? In human nature, politics is the most important.” The Duke said, “May I ask what is politics?” Confucius replied, “Politics is justice. If the monarch is just, the people will follow politics. What the monarch does, the people will follow. What the monarch does not do, how can the people follow?” The Duke said, “May I ask how to govern?” Confucius replied, “Husband and wife are different, father and son are close, and monarch and minister are strict. Three If the ruler is upright, all things will follow him. "The Duke said, "Although I am not like you, I would like to hear the reason why I practice the Three Words. Can I hear it?" Confucius replied, "In ancient times, loving people was the most important thing in governing; the most important thing in governing people was courtesy; the most important thing in governing courtesy was respect; when respect is the highest, the great wedding is the greatest. The great wedding is here! When the great wedding is here, wearing a crown and welcoming the emperor in person is to be close to him. To be close to the emperor is to be close to the emperor. Therefore, a gentleman should promote respect as a way to be close to the emperor; abandoning respect is to abandon one's relatives. Without love, there is no closeness; without respect, there is no justice. Love and respect are the foundation of politics!" The Duke said, "I would like to have something to say. But wearing a crown and welcoming the emperor in person, isn't that too important?" Confucius looked sad and replied, "To unite the two families, to succeed the ancestors, to be the masters of the heaven, earth, ancestral temples, and the land, why do you say that it is too important?" The Duke said, "I am stubborn! If I am not stubborn, how can I hear such words? I want to ask, but I can't say it. Please come in a little bit!" Confucius said: "If heaven and earth are not united, all things cannot grow. The great marriage is the heir of ten thousand generations. Why do you think you are already so important?" Confucius then said: "If you govern the ancestral temple at home, you will be able to match the gods of heaven and earth; if you govern the country with the etiquette of speaking frankly, you will be able to establish respect between superiors and subordinates. Shame for things will be able to revive it, and shame for the country will be able to revive it. Governing starts with etiquette. Etiquette is the root of governance!" Confucius then said: "The governance of the wise kings of the Three Dynasties must respect their wives and children. There is a way. The wife is the master of the parents. How dare you not respect her? The son is the successor of the parents. How dare you not respect her? A gentleman respects everything, and respecting oneself is the most important. The body is the branch of the parents. How dare you not respect it? Failure to respect oneself hurts one's parents; hurting one's parents hurts the root; hurting the root, the branches will die. These three are the images of the people. One's body is as good as one's body, one's son is as good as one's son, and one's concubine is as good as one's concubine. If a king practices these three, then the world will be united. This is the way of the great king. In this way, the country will be in harmony. ”

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Yin Zhongjun wrote to someone, thanking Wan for his "elegant and logical writing, which was not easy to achieve."

The strongest elementary school student in history

Wang Rong and He Qiao suffered a great death at the same time, and both were praised for their filial piety. The king used chicken bones to support his bed, and cried and prepared gifts. Emperor Wu said to Liu Zhongxiong, "Have you visited Wang and He several times? I heard that He was overly sad and distressed, which made people worried." Zhongxiong said, "Although He Qiao was well-dressed, his spirit was not damaged; although Wang Rong was not well-dressed, he was sad and weak. I think He Qiao was filial when he was alive, and Wang Rong was filial when he died. Your Majesty should not worry about Qiao, but worry about Rong."

Willow by the Pond