迪拜事件

Desolate

Zhang Tianxi was the governor of Liangzhou and was in charge of the western part of the province. After being captured by Fu Jian, he was appointed as the Shizhong. Later, they were both defeated in Shouyang and went to the capital, where he was favored by Emperor Xiaowu. Every time I talk, it lasts all day long. There was a person who was jealous of him. He asked Zhang: "What is valuable in the north?" Zhang said: "Mulberry is sweet and fragrant, and owls are chirping. Pure cheese nourishes the nature, and people are not jealous."

The Craziest Man on Earth

The dukes wear the robes of the rear road and the crown. The front road and the pagoda are not covered with robes. Send a car to inspect the prison equipment. The thin cloth saddles have patterns on the four sides and are placed at the four corners. Carrying the mourning caps, Youzi said: "It is not the etiquette. The funeral offerings are only dried meat and salted meat. "In sacrifice, the title of filial son or filial grandson is used; in funeral, the title of mourning son or mourning grandson is used. The mourning dress and funeral carriage are all the same. The white crown and the black cloth crown are not fringe-shaped. The black cloth crown is fringe-shaped. The officials wear the crown and offer sacrifices to the duke, and the hat and offer sacrifices to themselves. The scholars wear the hat and offer sacrifices to the duke, and the crown and offer sacrifices to themselves. The scholars wear the hat and personally welcome the deceased, so it is acceptable for the scholars to wear the hat and offer sacrifices to themselves.

The Corpse Husband

Wang and Liu were together in the south of Hangzhou, and had a feast at Huanzi's home. Xie Zhenxi went to the Shangshu's tomb and returned, and cried again three days after the burial. Everyone wanted to take him back, so they first sent a letter, but he still did not agree, but he had already stopped the car. It’s important, so I’ll go back. Everyone met him outside the door, took his arm and went down, and was able to take off his cap and hat. Halfway through the feast, I realized I was still feeling tired.

My beast husband is a bit stupid

Man Fen is afraid of the wind. When Emperor Wu of Jin was sitting, there was a glazed screen in the north window, which looked dense but sparse, and he looked excited and embarrassed. The emperor laughed at him. Fen replied: "I am like a cow from Wu, panting when I see the moon."

Real World Lilliput

Rural teachers have some land

Gu He first worked as an official in Yangzhou. It was the first day of the lunar calendar. Before dawn, he parked his car outside the city gate. The Marquis of Zhou went to see the Prime Minister, and sat beside the carriage. And looking for lice, he remained motionless. After Zhou had passed by, he returned and pointed to Gu Xin and asked, "What is there in this place?" Gu was still scratching his lice. Xu Ying said, "This is the most unfathomable place." After Zhou Hou entered, he said to the Prime Minister, "There is a talented person among the officials in your state."