果宝特攻搞笑歌

Hell Walker

When Zhong Yu brothers were young, their father took a nap during the day, so they secretly drank medicinal wine together. His father woke up at the time and pretended to sleep to watch. Yu bowed before drinking, and drank together without bowing. Then he asked Yu why he bowed, Yu said: "Wine is the rite, I dare not not bow." He asked Hui why he did not bow, Hui said: "Stealing is not rite, so I do not bow."

Please be serious

Xie Huer said to Yu Daoji: "Don't talk to me, just build a strong city wall." Yu said: "If Wendu comes, I will fight him with a small army; if Kangbo comes, I will cross the river and burn the boats."

One Sword, Ten Thousand Ghosts

I think I messed with the boss.

Zhou Boren was a man of noble character and profound understanding of danger and chaos. After crossing the river for many years, Evergrande has been drinking. He once did not wake up for three days, and people at that time called him "Three-Day Pushe".

It turned out to be Wolf King

When Xie E was young, he liked to hold a purple silk sachet and hang it over his hand. The Grand Tutor was worried about it, but did not want to offend him, so he made a bet and burned it as soon as he could.

Mumu is speechless

Generally speaking, everything born between heaven and earth is called fate. All things that die are called broken; people who die are called ghosts; this is what has not changed in the Five Dynasties. The reason why the Seven Dynasties have changed is to worship the gods, suburbs, ancestors, and ancestors; the rest remain unchanged.