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Twins from one pregnancy: Mr. Jing, your wife ran away again

Someone asked the prime minister, "How does Zhou Hou compare to He Qiao?" He replied, "A long carriage with rugged branches."

When the male god comes, you go

The Crazy Concubine Wants to Defy the Heaven

Wang Yifu once was assigned to work by a clan member, but he hadn't done anything for some time. When they were having a feast, Wang Yifu said to the clan member, "You are assigned to work for an elder recently, so how can you not do it?" The clan member got very angry and threw a stick in his face. Yi Fu was speechless. After washing up, he took Prime Minister Wang's arm and was carried away together. He looked in the mirror in the carriage and said to the Prime Minister: "The way you look at me is like looking at an ox's back."

The Great World of Wanyu

When Yu Zhigong was the governor of Jingzhou, he presented a feather fan to Emperor Wu. Emperor Wu suspected that it was an old item. Liu Shao, the imperial attendant, said: "When the cypress beams and clouds are constructed, the craftsmen are first placed under them; when the pipes and strings are playing, the bells and Kui are the first to hear the sounds. Zhigong presented the fan because it was good, not new." Empress Yu heard this and said: "This person should be by the emperor's side."

Pastoral 80s

When General Yu was in Wuchang, it was a beautiful autumn night with clear scenery, so he asked his officials Yin Hao and Wang Huzhi to go up to the South Tower to sort out poems. The tone began to become powerful, and I heard the loud sound of clogs in the passage. It must be Yu Gong. Soon he came on foot with about ten men around him, and the wise men wanted to get up and avoid him. Gong Xu said, "Please stay a little longer, everyone. I am very interested in this place!" Then he sat on a Hu couch and chanted and joked with them, and they were very happy. Later, Wang Yi Shao came down and talked about this matter with the prime minister. The prime minister said: "Yuan Gui's style at that time must have declined a little." Youjun replied: "Only the hills and valleys remain."

This son-in-law is so poor

At first, Mars entered Taiwei and then moved to the west of the abandoned Hai. After Jianwen ascended the throne, he entered Taiwei again, which the emperor disliked. At that time, Xi Chao was the Secretary of the Central Secretariat. He summoned Chao and said, "The Mandate of Heaven is short, so there is no need to calculate. Shouldn't the government keep away from recent events?" Chao said, "The Grand Marshal is currently strengthening the borders and protecting the country. He must not have such concerns. I, your Majesty, will guarantee it with my hundreds of people." The emperor then recited a poem by Yu Zhongchu, "Ambitious men grieve over the dangers of the court, loyal ministers mourn over the humiliation of their lord." His voice was very mournful. When Xi was granted leave to return to the east, the emperor said, "I pay my respects to you, my lord. The affairs of our country have come to this point! As a result, I am unable to protect the country with the right principles and to take precautions against potential disasters. I feel deeply ashamed and sighed. How can I express this?" He burst into tears.