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I'm actually a second generation demolition

Lord Xie asked Wang Zijing, "How is your calligraphy compared to that of your father?" He replied, "Of course they are different." Lord Xie said, "Outsiders may say otherwise." The king said, "How can outsiders know?"

The Stupid Aster of the Violent Man

Liver and radish: Take a dog liver, wrap it, and roast it with radish. When it is burnt, the radish will not stick to it. Take rice and simmer it with porridge. Cut the wolf fat into small pieces and mix it with the rice to make wine.

Old age care

Confucius cried for Zilu in the courtyard. There were people who came to pay their respects, and the Master bowed to them. After crying, he brought in the messenger and asked why. The messenger said: "It has been minced." Then he ordered to mince it.

Please give me your divination, my lady.

Gu Changkang painted Pei Shuze with three more hairs on his cheek. People asked why? Gu said: "Pei Kai is handsome and has insight, and this is his insight." Those who look at the painting will find it and will definitely feel that Yi Sanmao is like a god, and he is so extraordinary that he is still unsettled.

Rebirth of a Good Wife

Ex-husband, no wife

Someone cried and said to Chang Yu: "It's as if a thousand-foot pine tree collapsed."