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Mr. Joe's sweet new wife

Kong Cheqi was traveling with Zhongcheng. They met Kuang Shu on the imperial road. He was accompanied by many guests, so Kong went over to talk with Cheqi. Zhong Cheng didn't look at it at first, and said directly: "Even if an eagle turns into a dove, other birds still hate its eyes." Shu was furious and wanted to kill him. The cavalryman got off the car, hugged Shu and said, "My cousin has gone mad, please forgive him for me!" Only then did he save the leader.

Marrying a poisonous concubine by mistake, the prince should admit his mistake

The guests went to Chen Taiqiu to stay overnight, and Taiqiu asked Yuanfang and Jifang to cook. The guest was discussing with Taiqiu, and the two of them brought in fire, both of them were silent and eavesdropping. I forgot to use chopsticks and spatula when cooking, and the rice fell into the pot. Taiqiu asked, "Why don't you cook with steam?" Yuanfang and Jifang knelt down and said, "Your Excellency was talking with a guest, and we were eavesdropping. We forgot to bring chopsticks and a basket when cooking, and now the rice has become porridge." Taiqiu said, "Do you know anything about it?" They replied, "I just remember it." The two men spoke at the same time and took turns to talk, without losing anything. Taiqiu said: "In this case, just eating rice is enough, why do we need rice?"

Fighting the Universe

Hu: The emperor is red, the officials are white, and the scholars are white. The hu is round and straight. The emperor is straight, the dukes are square in front and back, the officials are square in front and back, and the scholars are straight in front and back. The hu is two feet wide at the bottom and one foot wide at the top. It is three feet long, with a five-inch neck and a two-inch width of the shoulder leather belt. The first order is a hu hu wei wei, the second order is a hu wei wei, and the third order is a hu wei ci heng. The emperor's white belt has a red lining at the end, and the white belt is open at the end. The officials' white belt is open, the scholars' linen belt is open at the bottom, the laymen's brocade belt, and the disciples' white belt. The New York is made of a group of three inches, and the length is the same as the belt. The length is longer for the gentleman, three feet for the scholar, and two feet and five inches for the official. Ziyou said: "The belt is divided into three parts, the gentleman is in the second part, and the gentleman's belt is tied three times." The big belt of the official is four inches. The miscellaneous belt is red and green for the king; black and white for the official, and black and white for the scholar, two inches, and two four inches. For all belts, there are rates without merit, and those who are free to tie and belt diligently should collect them when they have something to do, and hold them when they run. The queen wears a 袆衣, and the lady wears a 揆迪; the king orders a 梆衣, a 襢衣, and a scholar's 褖衣. Only the women of the family order the 甸蛱, and the others follow the men.

Genius Baby Searching for His Father

A gentleman has three worries: if he has not heard it, he worries that he will not be able to hear it; if he has heard it, he worries that he will not be able to learn it; if he has learned it, he worries that he will not be able to practice it. A gentleman has five shames: if he is in his position but does not speak the right words, he is ashamed; if he has the right words but does not act the right words, he is ashamed; if he has gained it and then lost it, he is ashamed; if the land is surplus but the people are insufficient, he is ashamed; if the number of people is equal but double, he is ashamed.

The illegitimate son of the Song Dynasty

The top student man seduces his wife into his arms