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Sikong Xi was appointed as the Northern Palace, and Huangmen Wang went to Xi's gate to pay his respects, saying: "Coping with emergencies and military strategies are not his strong points." He then recited it endlessly. Xi Cang said to Jiabin: "When you came to pay your respects today, Ziyou's words were very rude and intolerable!" Jiabin said: "This is Chen Shou's comment on Zhuge Liang. People compare your family to Wu Hou, what else do you say?"

Transformation: Yin and Yang World

The king of the world divides the land and establishes a country, sets up a capital and a city, and sets up temples, altars, and graves to offer sacrifices to them, according to the number of relatives and differences. Therefore, the king establishes seven temples, one altar and one grave, called the temple of the ancestors, the temple of the king's ancestors, the temple of the emperor's ancestors, the temple of the illustrious ancestors, and the temple of the ancestors; all of them are offered sacrifices every month. The temple far away is called the grave, and there are two graves, and the sacrifices stop when the sacrifices are tasted. The altar is called the altar, and the altar is called the grave. The altar and grave are offered sacrifices with prayers, and the sacrifices stop when there are no prayers. The grave is called ghost. The princes establish five temples, one altar and one grave. The temples of the ancestors are called the temples of the fathers, the temples of the kings, and the temples of the emperors. They are all offered sacrifices every month. The temples of the distinguished fathers and the temples of the ancestors are offered sacrifices only after tasting the sacrifices. The altar is left behind, and the altar is left behind. The altar and the altar are offered sacrifices with prayers, and the sacrifices are stopped without prayers. The altar is left behind and the ghosts are gone. The officials set up three temples and two altars, called the temples of the fathers, the temples of the kings, and the temples of the emperors. The offerings are stopped after tasting the sacrifices. The distinguished fathers and ancestors have no temples, but prayers are offered with altars. The altar is left behind and the ghosts are gone. The scholars have two temples and one altar, called the temples of the fathers, and the temples of the kings. The offerings are stopped after tasting the sacrifices. The emperors have no temples, but prayers are offered with altars. The altar is left behind and the ghosts are gone. The officials and teachers have one temple, called the temples of the fathers. The kings have no temples, but the kings are offered sacrifices, and the kings are called ghosts when they are gone. The common people have no temples, and when they die, they are called ghosts.

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Wang Zhonglang once asked Liu Changsha, "How am I compared to Gou Zi?" Liu replied, "Your talent is not as good as Gou Zi's, but you are famous in many places." Wang laughed and said, "You are stupid!"

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Arrogant Little Poisonous Concubine

The Master said, “If there is a car, you must see its rails; if there is a garment, you must see its wear; if someone talks about it, you must hear its sound; if someone walks about it, you must see its completion. The Ge Tan says, ‘If you wear it, you must shoot it.’” The Master said, “If you follow what you say, then your words cannot be embellished; if you follow what you say, then your actions cannot be embellished. Therefore, a gentleman speaks little, but walks to establish his credibility, so that the people cannot exaggerate his virtues and minimize his faults. The Book of Songs says, ‘The stain on the jade tablet can still be polished; the stain on this speech cannot be made.’ The Xiaoya says, ‘The gentleman is sincere, and the development is great.’ The Jun Shi says, ‘In the past, when the God of Heaven was in power, Zhou Tian observed the virtue of King Wen, and he gathered the great destiny in his body.’” The Master said, “The southerners have a saying, ‘If a man is not constant, he cannot be used for divination.’ Is this the saying left by the ancients? Even the tortoise shells cannot tell, let alone people? The Book of Songs says: ‘My tortoise is tired, but I still don’t tell it.’ The Book of Changes says: ‘The title is not equal to the bad virtue. The people stand up and do the right things. They are pure and offer sacrifices. This is disrespectful; things are complicated and chaotic, and serving the gods is difficult.’ The Book of Changes says: ‘If you don’t keep your virtue, you may suffer shame. If you keep your virtue, it will be auspicious for women and bad for men.’”