被窝影院

Covering the sky with one hand: the willful female mage

When Xi Jiabin died, his attendants told Xi Gong that "his husband has passed away." Upon hearing this, Xi Gong was not sad, but said to his attendants, "We can tell you during the funeral." When Xi Gong went to the funeral, he was so sad that he almost died.

I never said I love you

When Emperor Yuan's prince was born, he bestowed gifts upon all his ministers. Yin Hongqiao thanked him and said, "The birth of the prince is a cause of great joy to the whole world. I have done nothing for this, yet you have given me such a generous reward." Zhongzong laughed and said, "How can this be credited to you?"

Tianlan's My Way and My Journey

The best supernatural student

What is a cane? It is a title. On the third day, a son is given a cane, on the fifth day, a senior official is given a cane, and on the seventh day, a scholar is given a cane. Some say it is used to carry the main load; some say it is used to assist the sick. Women and children do not use a cane, and they cannot be sick. All officials and all things are ready. Those who do things without speaking are helped up; those who do things after speaking are helped up; those who do things themselves before walking have dirty faces. Bald people do not wear their hair, hunchbacks do not bare their shoulders, and lame people do not dance. The old and the sick do not stop drinking and eating meat. All these eight are controlled by power.

Stewardess's magic weapon

Zhuge Ling and Prime Minister Wang were arguing about the priority of surnames and clans. Wang asked, "Why don't you say Ge or Wang, but Wang or Ge?" Ling said, "It's like saying donkey or horse, instead of saying horse or donkey. How can a donkey be better than a horse?"

The black-bellied husband is very arrogant

The military vehicles should not be in order. The military vehicles should be equipped with flags, and the virtuous vehicles should be tied with flags. History is recorded in writing, and scholars record words. If there is water in front, then carry a green flag. If there is dust in front, then carry a kite. If there are chariots and horses in front, then carry a flying goose. If there are judges in front, then carry a tiger skin. If there are beasts in front, then carry a pixiu. Line: Vermilion bird in front and black tortoise behind, blue dragon on the left and white tiger on the right. Show off above, and quickly control your anger. Advance and retreat with moderation, and have a plan on the left and right, each responsible for its own plan.