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This soldier is a bit lazy

Sweet Wife on the Pillow: Mr. Li, please be gentle

Wang Pingzi looked at the Taiwei and said, "Brother, your appearance is like Taoism, but your spirit is too sharp." The Taiwei replied, "I am not as calm and solemn as you."

The Taoist priest didn't want to go down the mountain

Duke Huan saw Xie Anshi's posthumous title written in a simple text. After reading it, he threw it to the guests sitting there and said, "This is Anshi's broken gold."

Just to sleep with you

Emperor Wu of Jin asked Sun Hao, "I heard that people in the south like to compose songs like 'You'. Can you compose it?" Hao was drinking, so he raised his cup to persuade the emperor and said, "I was your neighbor in the past, and now I am your subject. I'll give you a cup of wine, and may you live forever." The emperor regretted it.

I like your incomprehensible style

Zengzi said: "At the grave of a friend, there is old grass, but no one should cry."

Get married, buy one get one free sweet wife

Xi: Xiaoqing is next to Shangqing, Dafu is next to Xiaoqing, and Shi and Shuzi are next to them. When offering to the monarch, the monarch offers a travel reward; then offers to the minister, the minister offers a travel reward; then offers to the Dafu, the Dafu offers a travel reward; then offers to the Shi, the Shi offers a travel reward; then offers to the Shuzi. Zuodou, Sheng