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Lies in PR

Intoxicated

General Yu looked at Zhonglang Yu and said: "I came from home and talked with him."

My world is connected to the sky

Zi Zhang died, Zengzi had his mother's death; he went to cry in the mourning at the age of 18. Someone said: "You can't mourn at the age of 18." Zengzi said: "Why should I mourn?" At the death of Youruo, Duke Dao went to mourn, and Ziyou went from the left. At the death of Qi Gu Wang Ji, Duke Zhuang of Lu made great contributions. Some said, "She was married by Lu, so she should wear the mourning clothes of a sister." Some said, "She is my grandmother, so she should wear the mourning clothes."

Camp of Love: Mr. Xiao is the villain

Ji Zhongsan said to Zhao Jingzhen: "Your pupils are clearly white and black, and you have the style of Bai Qi, but you hate that your knowledge is so small." Zhao Yun: "A ruler can measure the measurement of a scale, and an inch-long tube can measure the reciprocating energy; why bother about the size? I just want to know your knowledge!"

I am someone you can't afford to offend

When Zhang Wuxing was eight years old, he was missing teeth. The wise knew that this was not normal, so they joked with him, "Why is there a dog hole in your mouth?" Zhang replied, "It is for you to go in and out through it!"

Cool Love

In ancient times, eight feet of Zhou ruler was a step, and now six feet and four inches of Zhou ruler is a step. In ancient times, one hundred mu, today's Dongtian is 146 mu and 30 steps. In ancient times, one hundred li, today's 121 li, 60 steps, 4 feet, 2 inches and 2 points.