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Man upside down woman

Gu Yue and Jian Wen are of the same age, but Gu Yue's hair turned white earlier. Jianwen asked, "Why did you become white first?" He replied, "The cattails and willows fall in autumn, while the pines and cypresses grow stronger after frost."

A stroke of luck

Huan Shiqian was the eldest son of Sikong Huo. The nickname is Zhen E. When he was seventeen or eighteen years old, he had not been promoted yet, but the young servants already called him "Zhen'e Lang". He once lived in Xuanwuzhaitou. During the expedition to Fangtou, the chariots and cavalry overwhelmed the enemy, and no one on the left or right was able to rescue them. Xuanwu said to him, "Did you know that your uncle fell into the hands of the bandits?" Shi Qian was very excited when he heard this. He ordered Zhu Pi to be his deputy, and he rode his horse among tens of thousands of people. No one could resist him, and he rushed back directly, which impressed the three armies. Later, Heshuo used this name to cure malaria.

Battle Spirit Emperor

During the funeral of Duke Dao, Ji Zhaozi asked Meng Jingzi, "What should the monarch eat?" Jingzi said, "Eating porridge is the most common etiquette in the world. The fact that we three ministers cannot live in the public office has been heard by everyone in the four directions. If I try hard to be poor, then I can do it. Wouldn't it make people suspect that I live in poor conditions without emotion? I will eat."

Miss Miao went to a university

My male god, please don't be in trouble.

She is a sacrifice to the earth and is responsible for the Yin Qi. The king faces south and stands at the bottom of the northern wall, which means answering the Yin. The day uses Jia, which means using the beginning of the day. The emperor's great She must be exposed to frost, dew, wind and rain to reach the Qi of heaven and earth. Therefore, the She of the country that lost the country is built on the roof, so as not to receive the sun from the sky. The north window of the She is thin, so that the Yin is bright. She is the way to worship the earth. The earth carries all things, and the sky hangs down. Take wealth from the earth and learn from the sky, so as to respect the sky and be close to the earth, so as to teach the people to repay the good. The family is in charge of Zhongliu and the country is in charge of She, showing the origin. Only for She affairs, one person goes out of the village. Only for She fields, the people of the country work. Only for She, the hills and the horses share the abundant offerings, so as to repay the origin and return to the beginning. Fire comes out in the last month of spring, and it is burned. Then the car is cleared

Rebirth of Moon Beauty

Xie Gong was in Dongshan, and he refused to move despite repeated imperial orders. Later he was appointed Sima of Huan Xuanwu. When he was about to leave for Xinting, all the court officials came out to see him off. Gao Ling was the Zhongcheng at that time, and he also went to visit his ancestor. Before, he had drunk a little, and because he seemed to be drunk, he joked, "You have repeatedly disobeyed the imperial edict and have been staying in seclusion in the East Mountain. People always say to each other, 'If Anshi refuses to come out, what will happen to the people?' Now, what will happen to the people? " Xie smiled but did not answer.