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I'm just an author

Wang Ziyou once stayed temporarily in someone else's empty house and asked him to plant bamboo. Someone asked, "Why do you bother to stay here for a while?" Wang Xiao chanted for a long time, pointed to the bamboo and said, "How can I live without you for even a day?"

I didn't know my uncle was a girl

Someone asked Gu Changkang, "Why don't you compose the poem of Lo Sheng?" He replied, "Why don't you do the voice of an old maid?"

Uncle can't

Shi Le did not know how to read, so he asked people to read the Book of Han. After hearing that Li Shiqi was advising the establishment of the six kingdoms, he carved a seal and was about to give it to him. He was shocked and said, "This method should be lost. How can we rule the world?" When Liu Hou advised him against it, he said, "It's thanks to this!"

Rebirth of the Great Designer

Emperor Kangxi - Auspiciousness in the Heaven

In this month, the grass and trees turn yellow and fall, so firewood is cut to make charcoal. All hibernating insects lie down inside, and they all seal their doors. Then the emperor rushes to the prison and punishes, and does not leave any guilty. He collects those who are not paid properly and those who are not provided with proper support. In this month, the emperor uses dogs to taste rice and first offers it to the temple. If the summer order is implemented in the late autumn, there will be floods in the country, disasters in winter, and many people will sneeze and sneeze. If the winter order is carried out, there will be many thieves in the country, the border will be restless, and the land will be divided. If the spring order is carried out, warm winds will come, the people will be relaxed, and the army will not stop.

My landlord is a cat

Zu Shi Shao saw the chief of Wei and said: "This man has the shape of a flag and a staff."