港台最搞笑的电影

Rebirth Must Be Happy

Phoenix Returns to Chang'an

When serving the king, the 袆衣 hangs down, the feet are like shoes, the chin hangs down, looks down and listens up, looks at the belt and the 襢衣, and listens to the left. When the king summons, he wears three sections: two sections for running and one section for walking. In office, do not wait for shoes, and outside, do not wait for cars. When a scholar meets an official, he dare not bow to greet him but bow to see him off; when a scholar meets a respected person, he bows first and then walks away. When a scholar talks to a lord, if an official dies, he should be called by his given name, and be called a scholar. When talking to an official, he should be called a scholar and be called a scholar. When talking to an official, he should be called a scholar and be called a scholar. When meeting an official, there are public taboos but no private taboos. There is no taboo in sacrifices, temples, or teaching. In ancient times, gentlemen must wear jade, with Zhengjiao on the right and Gongyu on the left. When walking, he should use the "Cai Qi" and walk in the "Si Xia". He should return to the middle rule and bend to the middle rule. When he advances, he should bow and when he retreats, he should raise his head, and then the jade will ring. Therefore, when a gentleman is in a car, he can hear the sound of the phoenix, and when he walks, his jade will ring. Therefore, if he does not have a dignified heart, he will not enter.

Want to see you

When wearing a crown, the crown of black cloth is worn by the princes and below, and it is OK to wear it in a worn-out state. The black crown with red tassels is the crown of the emperor. The black cloth crown with red tassels is the crown of the princes. The black crown with red tassels is the crown of the generals of the princes. The black crown with red tassels is the crown of the generals of the scholars. The white crown with black and black and black and white is the crown of the sons. The white crown with white and ... The deep robe has three lapels, which are evenly sewn, and the hem is on the side, and the sleeves can be turned back to the elbow. The length of the middle is one foot. The lining is two inches, the length is two inches, and the width of the edge is one and a half inches. It is not polite to wrap cloth with silk. Scholars do not wear woven clothes, and those who are not kings do not wear two colors. Clothes are of the right color, and skirts are of different colors. Those who are not of the same color cannot enter the government, and those who are not kings cannot enter the government can not enter the government. The outer fur cannot enter the government, and the fur cannot enter the government. The cocoon is made of cocoon, the robe is made of cocoon, the quilt is made of cocoon, and the silk is made of pleats. The court dress is made of white, which was started by Ji Kangzi. Confucius said: "Wear the court dress, and wear it after the first day of the month." He said: "If the country is not in the right way, then there will be no full clothes." Only the king has a fur coat to swear an oath, and the fur coat is not ancient. The king wears fox white fur, and the brocade clothes cover it. The king's right is tiger fur, and his left is wolf fur. Scholars do not wear fox white. Gentlemen wear fox fur, blue fur, and leopard fur, and black gauze clothes with lining; deer fur, blue fur, and leopard fur, and black clothes with lining; fox fur, and yellow clothes with lining. Brocade clothes and fox fur are the clothes of princes. Dog and sheep fur are not lining, and they are not lining when not decorated. The lining of fur is to show beauty. When mourning, it is covered, not fully decorated; when the king is present, it is covered, and it is fully decorated. The lining of clothes is to fill beauty, so the lining of corpses and the lining of jade tortoises are covered when there is no business, but they dare not fill them.

I am lucky to have it

Reborn Wife is a Gangster

When Liu Gongrong drank with others, he drank with a mix of dirty and inappropriate people, and some people ridiculed him. He replied, “Those who are better than you, must drink with you; those who are not as good as you, must also drink with you; and those who are of your level, must also drink with you.” So they drank together all day and got drunk.

Flash Marriage Surprise Love

When you first meet a gentleman, you say, "I really want to be known by the general." You cannot get in touch with the master. The enemy says, "I really want to see you." If you rarely meet him, you say, "I have heard of you." If you meet him quickly, you say, "I have seen you every morning and evening." The blind say, "I have heard of you." If someone is in mourning, you say, "I will see you soon." A boy says, "I will listen to the affairs." If you are in mourning for a minister, you say, "I will listen to the servants of the Minister of Education." If the king is going to marry someone else, if the minister gives gold, jade, and other valuables to the king, he says, "Give money for horses to the officials"; the enemy says, "Give gifts to the attendants." If the minister gives a gift to the king, he says, "Give old clothes to the merchant"; the enemy says, "The 襚." If the relatives are brothers, they will not be promoted with the 襚. The minister serves the king.