Serbian football

Rebirth: Rewriting Happiness

Wang Da was an official in the Ministry of Personnel. He once made a draft of an essay. When he was about to submit it to the emperor, Wang Sengmi came and he showed it to him. Seng Mide then changed nearly half of the selections according to his own ideas. Wang Da thought they were very good and rewrote them immediately to present to the king.

Who would have thought that I was the property of a male god?

Haoqi Qianjie

Someone asked Gu Changkang, "Why don't you compose the poem of Lo Sheng?" He replied, "Why don't you do the voice of an old maid?"

Your Majesty, the princess has ruined your reputation again.

The same; the hemp of Qisui is the same as the hemp of Dagong; the hemp of Dagong is the same as the hemp of Xiaogong; the hemp of Xiaogong is the same as the hemp of Shi, if they are the same, then both should be worn. If the one who wears both is heavier, then the lighter one should be replaced.

Rebirth Scandal

Special Forces King in the Mountain Village

Wang Lantian is impatient. Once when he was eating an egg, he tried to poke it with chopsticks, but failed. He became very angry and threw the egg to the ground. The egg was still spinning on the ground, so he went down to the ground and tried to step on it with the teeth of his clogs, but still couldn't catch it. He became very angry, so he took it from the ground and put it in his mouth, bit it into pieces, and then spat it out. Wang Youjun heard this and laughed loudly, saying: "Even if Anqi had such a character, there would still be no one to criticize him, let alone Lantian?"