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Snow Falls in Late Autumn

Chong Ding, Guan Ding, Da Huang, Feng Fu Gui, are the instruments of the emperor. Yue Ji, a large bow, are the military instruments of the emperor. The drum of the Xia Dynasty is foot. Yin Dynasty, Ying Gu; Zhou Dynasty, Xian Gu. Chui's He Zhong, Shu's Li Qing, Nv Wa's Sheng Huang. The dragon 簨虡 of the Xia Dynasty, the Chong Ya of the Yin Dynasty, the Bi 翣 of the Zhou Dynasty.

My dad is the king

The destiny of heaven is called nature, following nature is called the way, and cultivating the way is called teaching. The way cannot be separated for a moment, and it is not the way if it can be separated. Therefore, the gentleman is cautious about what he does not see and fearful of what he does not hear. Nothing is more hidden than the hidden, and nothing is more obvious than the subtle, so the gentleman is cautious when he is alone. When joy, anger, sorrow, and happiness are not expressed, it is called the middle; when they are expressed in moderation, it is called harmony; the middle is the great foundation of the world; harmony is the way of the world. When the middle and harmony are achieved, heaven and earth are in their proper places, and all things are nurtured.

Ximen Qing's Nine Tribulations

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When Xie E was young, he liked to hold a purple silk sachet and hang it over his hand. The Grand Tutor was worried about it, but did not want to offend him, so he made a bet and burned it as soon as he could.

It should be a good time and a dream

When Ji Wuzi finished his bed, he found that Du Shi’s burial was under the west steps, and he asked for joint burial there, and he agreed. He entered the palace but did not dare to cry. Wuzi said, “Joint burial is not an ancient practice. It has not been changed since the time of Duke Zhou. I allow the big but not the small, why?” He ordered him to cry.

My Bread Flower Boy

Kong Wenju had two sons, the elder one was six years old and the younger one was five years old. While his father was sleeping during the day, the younger one would steal wine from the bedside and drink it. The eldest son asked, "Why don't you bow?" He replied, "I stole, so how can I bow?"