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Your eyes are the brightest light

Xie Cheqi said to Xie Gong: "There is no need to sing loudly when wandering around. Just sit respectfully, twiddle your nose and look around, and you will feel like you are sleeping in the mountains and lakes and having a leisurely time."

Pick up a woman to act like a spoiled child

King Pengcheng had a fast ox, which he loved very much. Taiwei Wang won it by betting on archery. The King of Pengcheng said: "If you want to ride yourself, then that's fine; but if you want to eat, you should replace them with twenty fat ones. This way you don't abandon eating, and you keep what you love." The king then killed Tan.

Ink strawberry flowers

Grand Tutor Xie asked the chief clerk Lu Tui, "Why did Zhang Ping write a eulogy for his mother but not for his father?" Tui replied, "It is because a man's virtue is shown in his deeds, and a woman's beauty cannot be revealed without a eulogy."

I really don't want to eat soft rice

General Lu went to see Prime Minister Wang, who fed him with yogurt. Lu Huan then fell ill. Tomorrow I wrote to Wang Jian: "I ate a little too much cheese yesterday, and I was exhausted all night. Although I am from Wu, I am almost like a ghost."

The rest of my life is a Cheng Yanzhi

Zhang Tianxi was the governor of Liangzhou and was in charge of the western part of the province. After being captured by Fu Jian, he was appointed as the Shizhong. Later, they were both defeated in Shouyang and went to the capital, where he was favored by Emperor Xiaowu. Every time I talk, it lasts all day long. There was a person who was jealous of him. He asked Zhang: "What is valuable in the north?" Zhang said: "Mulberry is sweet and fragrant, and owls are chirping. Pure cheese nourishes the nature, and people are not jealous."

Rebirth of the Best Male God