日本午夜剧场

Sacred Vow

Zhuge Ling and Prime Minister Wang were arguing about the priority of surnames and clans. Wang asked, "Why don't you say Ge or Wang, but Wang or Ge?" Ling said, "It's like saying donkey or horse, instead of saying horse or donkey. How can a donkey be better than a horse?"

A kiss is addictive, and the ex-husband can't resist

Zhi Zhan once served as the governor of four counties, the assistant military officer of the General's Household Department, and was later appointed as the Internal Historian at the age of 29. Once, Wang Dun said to Zhan: "You are not even thirty years old, but you have already become a magistrate, which is too young." Zhan said: "Compared to the general, I am too young; compared to Gan Luo, I am already too old."

Dandy Alchemy God

Tai is the revered vessel of the Youyu clan. Shanlei is the revered vessel of the Xia Dynasty. Zhuo is the revered vessel of the Yin Dynasty. Xixiang is the revered vessel of the Zhou Dynasty. Jue, in the Xia Dynasty, used 琖, in the Yin Dynasty, used 喝, and in the Zhou Dynasty, used 爵. In the Xia Dynasty, used 鸡夷. In the Yin Dynasty, used 喝, and in the Zhou Dynasty, used 黄目. As for spoons, in the Xia Dynasty, used dragon spoons, in the Yin Dynasty, used 疏勺, and in the Zhou Dynasty, used 蒲勺. Earthen drums, 蒉桴, and 羠 are the music of the Yiqi clan. Beating, beating, and rubbing jade chimes, large qins, large harps, medium qins, and small harps are the musical instruments of the four dynasties.

99 Days of Marriage: The Obsessive Husband Spoils Me

Mr. Fu kissed gently: My dear wife, you are so sweet

When serving a gentleman, the gentleman yawned and stretched himself, picked up his walking stick and shoes, and saw that the sun was setting. The attendant then asked to leave. When sitting in the presence of a gentleman, if the gentleman asks about the affairs of the day, the gentleman should stand up and answer. When one is sitting in the presence of a gentleman, if someone comes and says, "A moment," hoping to hear back, one should stand aside and wait. Do not listen sideways, do not respond loudly, do not look lustfully, and do not be lazy. When walking, do not be arrogant; when standing, do not limp; when sitting, do not spread your legs; when sleeping, do not lie prone. Keep your hair down and don't take off your hat. Don't expose your clothes when you are tired. Don't lift your skirt in the heat.

You are my stupid little

In bad years, when the harvest is poor, the king does not offer lungs for dinner, the horses do not eat grain, the roads are not cleared, and the sacrifices are not hung. The ministers do not eat millet, and the scholars do not enjoy drinking.