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When Yu Chan first composed the Yangdu Fu, Dao Wen and Yu said: "Wen is a symbol of righteousness, and Yu is the hope of the people. When it resonates, it is as loud as gold, and when it is compared with virtue, it is as bright as jade." When Yu Gong heard that the fu was completed, he asked to see it and gave it as a gift. Chan changed "望" to "俊", and "亮" to "润".

Confucius said: "I ate at Shao Shi and was full, and Shao Shi fed me with courtesy. When I offered sacrifices, he stood up and said, 'Sparse food is not enough for offerings.' When I ate, he stood up and said, 'Sparse food, I dare not hurt my son.'"

The gentleman said: "Gently accept harmony, and accept white; loyal and faithful people can learn etiquette. If there is no loyal and faithful person, etiquette will not be in vain. Therefore, it is precious to get the right person. Confucius said: "Reciting three hundred poems in the Book of Songs is not enough for one offering. The ceremony of one offering is not enough for a great feast. The ceremony of a great feast is not enough for a great group. The great group is ready, but it is not enough for the feast of the emperor." Don't discuss etiquette lightly! Zilu was the chief of Ji's family. Ji's family offered sacrifices at dusk, and when the day was not enough, they continued with candles. Even if there is a strong face and a solemn and respectful heart, they are all tired. The officials limped and leaned to attend the sacrifice, which was a great disrespect. On other days when offering sacrifices, Zilu would be present. The affairs of the inner room would be handled at the door, and the affairs of the hall would be handled at the steps. They would start their activities at dawn and leave at dusk. Confucius heard this and said, "Who says that You doesn't know etiquette?

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Love is like this

Huangfu Yan

Emperor Yuan of Han had many women in his palace, so he ordered painters to draw them. If he wanted to call someone, he would just open the picture and call him. Among them, the most common ones are those who engage in bribery. Wang Mingjun was very beautiful and did not seek perfection, so the craftsman destroyed his appearance. Later, the Huns came to make peace and asked the Han emperor for beautiful women, and the emperor regarded them as a wise ruler. After summoning him, he felt sorry for him. But the name had already been left and he didn't want to change it, so he just went ahead with it.

God's Advocate

Dongmen Yihai

Sun Zijing took off her wife's mourning clothes and composed a poem to show Wang Wuzi. Wang said: "I don't know that literature is born from emotion and emotion is born from literature. Reading this makes me sad and increases the love between husband and wife."

I don't want to be the queen

Pushen

The position of the chief minister of a second-rate state is equal to that of the chief minister of a large state, the position of the middle minister is equal to that of the chief minister of a large state, the position of the middle minister is equal to that of the chief minister of a large state, the position of the lower minister is equal to that of the chief minister of a small state, and the position of the middle and lower ministers is equal to one-third of that of the middle and lower ministers. In the four seas, the nine states and islands are one thousand li square. In each state, thirty states of one hundred li are established, sixty states of seventy li, one hundred and twenty states of fifty li, a total of two hundred and ten states; famous mountains and large lakes are not used as fiefs, and the rest are used as vassal states and inter-regional land. In the eight states, there are two hundred and ten states. In the county of the Son of Heaven, there are nine states of one hundred li square, twenty-one states of seventy li, sixty-three states of fifty li, a total of ninety-three states; famous mountains and large lakes are not used as fiefs, and the rest are used as salary officers and inter-regional land. In the nine states and islands, there are one thousand seven hundred and seventy-three states. The chief officers of the Son of Heaven and the vassal states of the princes are not included. The emperor uses common officials within one hundred li, and uses imperial guards within one thousand li. Outside one thousand li, prefectures are set up. Five states are divided into subordinates, and subordinates have chiefs. Ten states are divided into liaons, and liaons have commanders. Thirty states are divided into soldiers, and soldiers have chiefs. Two hundred and ten states are divided into states, and states have barons. Eight states have eight barons, fifty-six commanders, one hundred and sixty-eight commanders, and three hundred and thirty-six chiefs. The eight barons each divide the world into two left and right with their subordinates, belonging to the two elders of the emperor. Within a thousand miles is called Dian, and outside a thousand miles is called Cai and Liu. The emperor: three dukes, nine ministers, twenty-seven senior officials, and eighty-one yuanshi. Big countries: three ministers; all appointed by the emperor; five lower senior officials and twenty-seven senior officials. Second-rate countries: three ministers; two ministers appointed by the emperor, one minister appointed by his lord; five lower senior officials and twenty-seven senior officials. Small countries: two ministers; all appointed by their lord; five lower senior officials and twenty-seven senior officials. The emperor appoints his senior officials as three supervisors to supervise the state of the prefect, and three people in each state. The emperor's internal princes are appointed as salaries; the external princes are appointed as successors. Rule: Three dukes, one appointment; if there is an additional appointment, it is a gift. No more than nine appointments. The ruler of a second-rank state, no more than seven appointments; the ruler of a small state, no more than five appointments. The minister of a large state, no more than three appointments; the lower ministers, two appointments, the minister of a small state and the lower officials, one appointment. All officials and civilians must first be discussed. After discussion, they are appointed, appointed, and given salaries. The people who are given titles in the court are shared with scholars. The criminals are thrown out with the public in the market. Therefore, the government does not keep criminals, the officials do not raise them, and the scholars do not talk to them when they meet them on the road; they are kept away from the four directions, and they are allowed to go wherever they want. They are not allowed to govern, and they are not allowed to live. The princes pay a small appointment every year, a big appointment every three years, and a visit every five years.

A perfect match for a lifetime

Shu Shen

Yu Zhonglang and Wang Pingzi flew in a flying geese formation.

The first dad in history

Hu Xinyuan

Chen Zhuangzi died and went to Lu. The people of Lu did not want to cry. Duke Mu summoned Xianzi and asked him about it. Xianzi said, "In ancient times, the officials did not finish their work. Even if they wanted to cry, how could they cry? Today's officials are involved in the government of China. Even if they want not to cry, how can they not cry? Moreover, I have heard that there are two ways to cry: one is to cry for love, and the other is to cry for fear." The Duke said, "Yes, then what should we do?" Xianzi said, "Please cry in the temples of different surnames." So he cried with the Xianshi. Zhongxian said to Zengzi: "The Xia Dynasty used Mingqi to show that the people were ignorant; the Yin people used sacrificial utensils to show that the people were knowledgeable; the Zhou people used both to show that the people were suspicious." Zengzi said: "Is it not so! Is it not so! Mingqi is a ghost instrument; sacrificial utensils are human instruments; why did the ancient people die for their own parents?" Gongshu Mu's half-brother died, and he asked Ziyou. Ziyou said: "Is it a great merit?" Di Yi's half-brother died, and he asked Zixia. Zixia said: "I have never heard of it before; the people of Lu wear Qisui for him." Di Yi wore Qisui. The Qisui of today is what Di Yi asked.

Love is hell on earth

Mei Anxia

The person who peels melons for the emperor serves as his deputy and wears a gauze scarf. The ruler of a country should dress it up and wear a scarf with a silk scarf. The officials are burdened by it, the scholars are sick of it, and the common people are bitten by it.

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