就爱射五月天

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If the mother of the ruler dies, he will not mourn. The eldest son of the clan, if the mother is still alive, mourn for his wife. For the descendants of his beloved mother, it is OK to be a concubine mother, or the grandfather's concubine mother. For parents, wives, and eldest sons, mourning is not performed for generations. A man does not mourn for his beloved mother when he wears a cap, and a woman does not mourn for her husband when she wears a hairpin. For the descendants of her husband, she should wear her own mourning clothes. For those who have not been buried for a long time, only the person in charge of the funeral does not need to remove the mourning clothes; for others, if they have worn hemp for several months, they can remove the mourning clothes. The arrow hairpin is worn to mourn for three years. The three months of Qisui are the same as those of Dagong. The monks wear ropes and sandals. On the day of divination, the corpse is divinated and washed. All of them need to wear a sash and a cane and ropes. The official shall inform the emperor that everything is complete before the cane is removed. On the day of divination, the corpse is divinated. The official shall inform the emperor that the matter is completed before the cane is used. The emperor shall bow and send off the guests. On the day of Daxiang, the corpse is divinated in auspicious clothes and divination is performed. If a commoner son is in his father's room, he does not need to mourn for his mother. A commoner son does not ascend the throne with a cane. If the father does not take charge of the commoner son's funeral, the grandson can ascend the throne with a cane. If the father is still alive, the commoner son can ascend the throne with a cane for his wife. When a prince pays tribute to a minister of a foreign country, his lord is the master. When a prince pays tribute, he must wear a leather cap and tin mourning clothes. Although the person being mourned has been buried, the host must be exempted. If the host has not worn mourning clothes, the lord should not offer mourning clothes. If a person who takes care of a sick person does not wear mourning clothes, he will take charge of his funeral. If a person who is not a foster parent enters the host's funeral, he should not change his own mourning clothes. A person who takes care of a noble person must change his clothes, but a person who takes care of a humble person should not. If a concubine has no concubine's great-grandmother, she can be buried with the female ruler instead of the sacrifice. In the funeral, mourning, and death of a woman, her husband or son shall preside over it. In the burial, the uncle shall preside over it. A scholar shall not take over the office of a great official. A scholar shall take over the office of a great official only if he is the son of the eldest clan. If the master has not yet finished mourning, and there are brothers from other countries, the master cannot avoid being the master.

Ten Years of Hooking

Han Shou was handsome, so Jia Chong appointed him as an official. Whenever Chong had a party, Jia's daughter would look through the green jade and see Shou, and she would be attracted by him. Always keep your thoughts in mind and express them in poetry. Later, the maid went to Shou's house and told him everything, and also said that the girl was radiant and beautiful. Shou was moved when he heard this, so he asked his maid to secretly communicate with him. Go there and stay at the appointed time. Shou Qiao was extremely agile and he climbed over the wall and entered the house without anyone knowing. Since then, Chong realized that Nu Sheng was wiping herself and her words were different from usual. Later, when he met with other officials, he heard that the shou had a strange fragrance, which was a tribute from foreign countries. If one person ate one chopstick, he would be able to eat it for months. I thought that Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty only gave this incense to myself and Chen Qian, and no other family had this incense. I suspected that Shou had an affair with a girl, but the walls were heavy and the doors were steep. How could she have gotten there? He then made an excuse that there was a thief and ordered people to repair the wall. The envoy replied, "The rest is normal, except for the northeast corner where there seem to be traces of people. And the wall is too high for people to climb over." Chong then called the maids on either side of the girl for questioning, and they told him the situation. He kept it a secret and married his daughter to Shou.

The Self-cultivation of Evil Soldiers

When Xie Wan went on the northern expedition, he often whistled and sang to show off his superiority, and never tried to comfort his soldiers. Xie Gong loved Wan very much, but he knew that he would definitely fail, so he went with him. Congrong said to Wan: "You are the marshal, you should invite the generals to banquets more often to win their hearts." Wan followed his advice. He summoned all the generals, but none of them said anything. He just pointed at the four people sitting around him and said, "You are all strong soldiers." The generals were very angry. In order to express his gratitude and trust, Mr. Xie personally visited everyone from the captain of the army to the commander-in-chief and expressed his sincere gratitude. When everything went wrong, the army wanted to get rid of him. He then said, "I should become a hermit." So fortunately he was spared.

The Dragon King's Son-in-Law

The pickled beans are the harmonious air of aquatic plants; the meat is produced on land. The beans are produced on land; the meat is aquatic. The offerings of the bamboo baskets and beans are the products of the water and soil. We dare not use the usual vulgar food and value the rich food. This is the meaning of communicating with the gods, not the way of eating. The offerings of the former kings can be eaten but not used. The crown and carriage can be displayed but not liked. The military is strong, but not enjoyable. The majesty of the ancestral temple, but it cannot be ignored. The vessels of the ancestral temple can be used but not used for their own benefit. The reason for communicating with the gods and spirits should not be the same as the meaning of comfort. The beauty of wine and liquor, the preference for dark wine and bright water, is the origin of valuing the five flavors. The beauty of embroidery and the preference for sparse cloth are the beginning of women's work. The comfort of the bamboo mat and the preference for the quilt are the light. The big soup is not harmonious, it is the value of its quality. The big jade is not polished, it is the beauty of its quality. The beauty of the red lacquer carved table and the plain carriage are the respect for its simplicity and the value of its quality. The reason for communicating with the gods and spirits should not be the same as the meaning of comfort. Only in this way can it be appropriate. The odd shapes of the tripod and the even shapes of the dishes and the yin and yang are the meaning of yin and yang. The yellow eyes are the supreme respect of the depressed qi. Yellow means the middle; eyes are the clear and bright qi. It means to pour in the middle and be clear and bright outside. To offer sacrifice to the heaven, sweep the ground and offer sacrifice there, it is the quality. The beauty of pickled meat and salt, and the popularity of salt, are because they are produced by nature. The use of a knife and the value of a phoenix knife are because of their righteousness. The sound is harmonious before it can be cut.

Jade Lazy Fairy

A gentleman acts according to his position and does not want to go beyond it. If you are rich and noble, behave like a rich and noble person; if you are poor and humble, behave like a poor and humble person; if you are a barbarian, behave like a barbarian; if you are in trouble, behave like a barbarian. A gentleman is content with everything he does. If he is in a high position, he will not bully those below him; if he is in a low position, he will not rely on those above him; if he is upright and does not seek help from others, he will not have any complaints. He will not blame the heaven above him, nor will he blame others below him. Therefore, a gentleman lives in ease and waits for his fate. A villain takes risks and hopes for luck. Confucius said, "Shooting is like a gentleman. If he misses the target, he should look for the reason in himself."