我和阿姨的性事

The Birth of a Film Queen

Huan Xuan Su light Huan Cliff, the cliff has a good peach under the capital, Xuan Lian asked for it, then did not get the good one.

Sad Love

Any messenger who has received a favor from the king should hold it as if he were receiving a favor, just like a messenger.

The dark man who loves a cold and arrogant girl

Why do you wear a fake face?

Confucius stood with his disciples, bowed and tilted his head to the right, and the two disciples also tilted their heads to the right. Confucius said, "You two are fond of learning, but I am sad because my sister is dead." The two disciples all tilted their heads to the left.

The prince loves to hear rainbow farts

If the autumn order is carried out in the first month of summer, bitter rains will come frequently, the five grains will not grow, and the four borders will go into hiding. If the winter order is carried out, the grass and trees will wither early, and then there will be a flood that will destroy the city walls. If the spring order is carried out, locusts will cause disasters, and violent winds will come, and the beautiful grass will not bear fruit.

The Emperor's Dominance

During the Su Jun Rebellion, General Yu fled south to meet Lord Tao. Mr. Tao admired and respected him. Tao was frugal by nature. When he was eating, he would eat leeks, so Yu left some blank. Tao asked, "What is the use of this?" Yu said, "So that it can be planted." Tao then sighed that Yu was not only a romantic man, but also a practical man.