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The Sixties Doctor's Little Army Wife

In all the etiquette of servants, they must give the servants the reins. If the servant is of a lower rank, then accept it; otherwise, then refuse. If the servant is of a lower rank, then stroke the servant's hand; otherwise, then hold him down. The carriage of guests does not enter the main gate. Women do not stand up to ride. Dogs and horses do not enter the hall. Therefore, gentlemen should wear yellow hair, lower than the rank of ministers, do not gallop when entering the country, and must bow when entering the village.

Buy one get one free, please sign for it, President

Zhi Gong loved cranes and lived in Shandong (Shanyin) Mountain. Someone left behind a pair of cranes. Soon, their wings grew large and they were ready to fly. Zhi felt sorry for it, so he clipped its wings. The crane could no longer fly, so it turned its wings and looked down, as if it was disappointed. Lin said: "Since you have the ability to soar into the sky, why would you be willing to be a plaything for people?" He raised the bird and let it fly away after its wings were fully grown.

Jiang Shao's pursuit of his wife is a good fortune

Love is in a thought

Pao: take a pig, cut it up, fill it with dates, weave it with weeds, apply it with careful coating, fry it, and dry the coating, split it, wash your hands and rub it, remove the wrinkles, make rice flour and urine to make wine, add it to the pig to fry the fat, and the fat must be burned. Boil it in a large pot and put dried tangerines in a small pot. Make sure the pot does not burn. Do not turn off the fire for three days and three nights, and then season it with acid and meat.

You can pick the stars with your hands

Fan Qi and Yan wrote a guest letter: "Zi Jing raises his body without any mercy, and his skin has no residual moisture." Yan replied: "There is no residual moisture in lifting the body, how can the body be not real?"

President Qi's Rules for Chasing His Wife

Yin Zhongjun, Sun Anguo, Wang, Xie Nengyan and other wise men were all in Kuaiji Wang Xu. Yin and Sun discussed together that the images of Yi are wonderful in showing the real shapes. Sun Yu’s words were in harmony with the truth and he was full of high spirits. Everyone present was uneasy about Sun Li, but they could not give in. The King of Kuaiji sighed and said, "If Zhenchang is here, we should be able to control him." After welcoming Zhenchang, Sun felt that he was inferior to him. When Zhenchang arrived, he first asked Sun to explain the original principle himself. Sun Cuo spoke his own words, and he also felt that they were not as good as before. Liu then made a speech of about 200 words, but his words were difficult to be concise and clear, and Sun Li finally gave in. Everyone sitting there clapped their hands and laughed, praising it for a long time.