在玉米地里我和岳母快乐性事

The Best Prince Consort

Wang Yifu compared Wang Donghai to Yue Ling, so Wang Zhonglang wrote on his stele: "At that time, he was the model for Yue Guang."

Falcon Palace Maid

Yu Changren and his brothers entered Wu and wanted to stay overnight in a pavilion. The younger brothers went up first and saw the room full of children, none of whom had any intention of avoiding each other. Changren said, "Let me try and watch it." He then took a little boy with a stick and entered the door. The guests, seeing his divine appearance, retreated and hid themselves for a while.

Walking Ghost

When General Wang was at the Western Court, he saw Marquis Zhou and he fanned himself in front of his face and could not stop. After crossing the Jiangzuo River, I couldn’t get it back. The king sighed and said, "I wonder if I am advancing and Bo Ren is retreating?"

A drunken night

100 Points for a Warm Marriage: My Dear Wife, Please Be Good

All women should follow the rank of their husbands. They should bow in small, large, and open positions. They should cry in the morning and evening without curtains. If there is no coffin, they should not use curtains. If the king carries the coffin before mourning, the host should bow facing east, and dance facing north to the right of the door. After leaving, he should wait, then turn around and offer sacrifices. The clothes of Zigao: cocoon clothes and tax clothes, purple robes, one white skirt, one leather hat, one rank hat, and one black crown. Zengzi said: "Don't wear women's clothes. "If a person dies as an envoy of the king, he can be restored in the palace of the king; but he cannot be restored in the private palace. The palace is the palace of the king and the king. The private palace is the home of the ministers and below. The king dances seven times, the minister dances five times, and the women dance in between. The scholar dances three times, and the women dance in between. The king's attire: one roll, one black, one court dress, one white, one purple skirt, two juebian, one black crown, and one praising clothes. The red and green belt, Shen adds a big belt on top. The small burial ring and sash, one for the king, the minister and the scholar. The king looks at the big burial, the king rises, and the prayer spreads the mat, and then the burial is done. The Lu people's gift: three black and two purple, one foot wide and the length is the width.

My Lord, your rib is broken.

The rules: The emperor uses "Zou Yu" as the rules; the princes use "Li Shou" as the rules; the ministers use "Cai Ping" as the rules; and the scholars use "Cai Fan" as the rules. "Zou Yu" means that the music officials are prepared, "Li Shou" means that the music meets at the right time, "Cai Ping" means that the music follows the law, and "Cai Fan" means that the music does not fail to perform its duties. Therefore, the emperor uses the preparation of officials as the rules; the princes use the right time to meet the emperor as the rules; the ministers use the law as the rules; and the scholars use the not failing to perform their duties as the rules. Therefore, if you are clear about your intentions and do not make mistakes, you will achieve success and establish your virtue. If you establish your virtue, there will be no disasters of violence and rebellion. Success means peace. Therefore, it is said that archery is a way to observe great virtue.