搞笑电影国语

I am the God King in Zhetian

After Huan Xuan returned from Yixing, he met Sima Taifu, who was already drunk and sat with many guests. He asked people, "Huan Wen wants to be a thief, what should we do?" Huan Xuan fell down and could not get up. Xie Jingzhong was the Chief Secretary at the time. He raised the plaque and replied, "The former Duke Xuanwu dismissed the ignorant and promoted the wise, and his achievements surpassed those of Yi and Huo. He judged the various opinions with the help of his wise judge." The Grand Tutor said, "I know! I know!" He then raised the cup and said, "Huan Yixing, let me offer you a drink." Huan came out to thank him.

Don't wait for the past to become hatred

In the way of learning, it is difficult to have a strict teacher. Only when the teacher is strict can the way be respected, and only when the way is respected can the people know to respect learning. Therefore, there are two things that the ruler should not be a servant to his ministers: when they are corpses, they should not be a servant, and when they are teachers, they should not be a servant. The etiquette of the university, even if it is issued to the emperor, does not face north; this is to respect the teacher.

Time Travel in the 1990s

Yu Yutai is Xi's younger brother. Xi wants to be executed and will kill Yu Tai. Yutaizi's wife was the daughter of Xuanwu's younger brother Huanhuo. He came barefoot and tried to enter, but the gatekeeper refused to let him in. The woman said in a stern voice, "Who are you? You are my uncle's doorman, but you won't let me in!" She rushed in and cried, "Yu Yutai always thinks that people's feet are three inches shorter, so can he be a thief again?" Xuanwu smiled and said, "My son-in-law is in a hurry." Then he opened a door for Yutai.

Innate Master

My stunning demon wife

When parents die, before offering sacrifices, brothers die; after the funeral, offering sacrifices are made. If they are in the same palace, even if they are servants or concubines, offering sacrifices are made after the funeral. During sacrifices, the host's ranks are divided, and the attendants are also divided. Even the Yu Fu are the same. From the princes to the scholars, during the minor sacrifices, the host spits when offering wine; the guests and brothers all spit at it. For the major sacrifices, the host spits, and the guests and brothers all drink it. Those who attend the sacrifices and funerals tell the guests to offer sacrifices but not to eat.

Boss, you are missing me.

The inscription said: "Xie Annan is not as clear-minded as his brother, and not as learned as Kong Yan, but he is actually better than Kong Yan."