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Confucius stood with his disciples, bowed and tilted his head to the right, and the two disciples also tilted their heads to the right. Confucius said, "You two are fond of learning, but I am sad because my sister is dead." The two disciples all tilted their heads to the left.

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When Emperor Wu was about to lecture on the Book of Filial Piety, Xie Gong and his brothers had the lecture in private with others. Che Wuzi was very reluctant to ask for thanks, so he said to Yuan Yang, "If I don't ask, my good reputation will be missed; if I ask too much, I will have to thank you twice." Yuan Yang said, "I don't think so." Che asked, "How do you know?" Yuan Yang said, "Have you ever seen a bright mirror get tired of reflecting too many times, or a clear stream get scared of a benevolent breeze?"

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The sacrifices of the emperor and the princes' ancestral temples: spring is called 礿, summer is called 禘, autumn is called 常, and winter is called 澄. The emperor offers sacrifices to heaven and earth, the princes offer sacrifices to the altar of grain, and the officials offer sacrifices to the five sacrifices. The emperor offers sacrifices to the famous mountains and rivers in the world: the Five Mountains are regarded as the Three Dukes, and the Four Rivers are regarded as the princes. The princes offer sacrifices toFamous mountains and rivers are in the area. The emperor and the princes offer sacrifices to the country in the area without a master. The emperor offers sacrifices, sacrifices, tastes and worships. The princes offer sacrifices without sacrifices, and do not taste when offering sacrifices. When tasting, do not worship, and when worshiping, do not offer sacrifices. The princes offer sacrifices, sacrifices; sacrifices, one sacrifice and one sacrifice; tastes, sacrifices; worships, sacrifices.

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Someone gave Wei Wu a cup of cheese. Wei Wu ate a little and wrote the word "合" on his veil to show it to everyone. No one could understand it. When he came to Yang Xiu, Xiu ate it and said, "You told me to eat only one bite, why should I doubt it?"

Sonata of Life

When Zhuge Jin was the governor of Yuzhou, he sent his personal driver to the platform and said, "The child is good at talking. You can talk to him." He went to see Ke, but Ke refused to meet him. Later, they met in Zhang Fu's and Wu's seat. The deputy driver called Ke: "You are so loud, young man." Ke mocked him and said: "Yuzhou is in chaos, why are you so loud?" He replied: "When the king is wise and the ministers are virtuous, I have never heard of chaos." Ke said: "In the past, Tang Yao was in the upper position, and the four villains were below." He replied: "Not only the four villains, there was also Danzhu." Then everyone in the room laughed.