我和老师玩P

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《我和老师玩P》

Zhang Cangwu was the ancestor of Zhang Ping. He once said to Ping’s father, “I am not as good as you.” Ping’s father did not understand why. Cangwu said, "You have a beautiful son." Ping was a few years old at that time. He put his hands together and said, "Old man, how can you tease your father with your son?"

When the meal is finished, the guest kneels in front and finishes the meal and gives it to the prime minister. The host stands up and says goodbye to the guest, and then the guest sits down. When serving drinks to elders, one must stand up when the wine is served and bow to receive it. The elder said goodbye, and the younger one returned to the table and drank. The elders raised the wine but it was not brewed yet, and the younger ones dared not drink. When elders give gifts, the young and the humble dare not refuse. When fruit is given to the king, those who have seeds should keep the seeds in their pockets. When I serve food to the king, and the king gives me other things, the parts of the vessels that are used to irrigate them do not need to be written, but the rest should be written.

Sun Yizuo Lixian Shang Qiu Zizan said: "What kind of thing is shepherding? It's almost not a real pig. When I encounter the wind and clouds, I am a dragon." Many people at that time thought that they could.

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Uncle Nine: I Have a Mechanical Library

Kuang Bing Chen

When a person dies, the body is moved to the bed, the quilt is used to cover the body, and the death clothes are removed. The junior officials use a horn scoop to wed the teeth and a swallow table to sew the feet. The king, the senior official, and the scholar are the same.

The West Wind Sings

Fei Moping

Tao Gong had great ambitions since he was young. His family was extremely poor, so he lived with his mother, Zhan. Fan Kui, a fellow countyman who was well-known, was selected as a filial and honest official and stayed at Kan's place. At that time, ice and snow accumulated day by day, and Kan's room was as dark as a hanging chime, while Kui had many horses and servants. Kan's mother, Mrs. Zhan, said to Kan, "You just go out and entertain the guests, and I will take care of the affairs myself." Zhan's hair fell to the ground, and the lower part was broken into two buns. She sold several bushels of rice, chopped down the pillars of the house, cut half of them into firewood, and ground the remaining hair into horse grass. Every day and evening, he provided fine food, so that his followers had nothing to lack. Kui was amazed at his eloquence and felt deeply ashamed of his kindness. The next morning he left, and Kan followed him closely, and they walked for about a hundred miles. Kui said, "The road is long, you should go back." Kan still did not return, so Kui said, "You can go now! We will talk about your good deeds in Luoyang." Kan then returned. Kui and Luo then praised them to Yang Zhi, Gu Rong and others, and they won great praise.

I don't want to inherit a trillion-dollar fortune

Nala Jishen

Why do people change clothes? To change to the light clothes. In mourning for the deceased, after the mourning period, and when the mourning period is complete, the light clothes are covered, and the heavy clothes are separated. After the lanyard, when the mourning period is complete, wear heavy hemp and kudzu. In mourning for complete mourning, after the mourning period is complete, and when the mourning period is complete, wear hemp and kudzu. Cut the Kudzu for mourning and the Hemp for mourning

Pig, are you stupid?

Shan Yihan

The Master said: "Foolish and self-righteous, lowly and self-centered, born in this world, go against the ancient ways: such people will bring disaster to themselves." If you are not the Son of Heaven, you cannot discuss rituals, establish systems, or examine texts. Today, the world has the same track for vehicles, the same writing, and the same ethics. Even if you have the position, if you do not have the virtue, you dare not create rituals and music; even if you have the virtue, if you do not have the position, you dare not create rituals and music. Confucius said: "I explained the Xia rituals, but Qi was not enough to prove it. I learned the Yin rituals, and Song still has them. I learned the Zhou rituals, and now I use them, so I follow Zhou."

Warm as yesterday

Dongguo Bing

Confucius said: Those who make Mingqi know the way of funeral, and they prepare things but cannot use them. Alas! The dead are used with the utensils of the living. Isn't it dangerous to use them as sacrifices? Mingqi means to show the gods. Painting carts with straw spirits has existed since ancient times, and it is the way of Mingqi. Confucius said that those who make straw spirits are good, and those who make figurines are unkind - isn't it dangerous to use people!

Contractual Fake Marriage: Rich Husband, Please Be Gentle

Guyu Ling

The king of the world divides the land and establishes a country, sets up a capital and a city, and sets up temples, altars, and graves to offer sacrifices to them, according to the number of relatives and differences. Therefore, the king establishes seven temples, one altar and one grave, called the temple of the ancestors, the temple of the king's ancestors, the temple of the emperor's ancestors, the temple of the illustrious ancestors, and the temple of the ancestors; all of them are offered sacrifices every month. The temple far away is called the grave, and there are two graves, and the sacrifices stop when the sacrifices are tasted. The altar is called the altar, and the altar is called the grave. The altar and grave are offered sacrifices with prayers, and the sacrifices stop when there are no prayers. The grave is called ghost. The princes establish five temples, one altar and one grave. The temples of the ancestors are called the temples of the fathers, the temples of the kings, and the temples of the emperors. They are all offered sacrifices every month. The temples of the distinguished fathers and the temples of the ancestors are offered sacrifices only after tasting the sacrifices. The altar is left behind, and the altar is left behind. The altar and the altar are offered sacrifices with prayers, and the sacrifices are stopped without prayers. The altar is left behind and the ghosts are gone. The officials set up three temples and two altars, called the temples of the fathers, the temples of the kings, and the temples of the emperors. The offerings are stopped after tasting the sacrifices. The distinguished fathers and ancestors have no temples, but prayers are offered with altars. The altar is left behind and the ghosts are gone. The scholars have two temples and one altar, called the temples of the fathers, and the temples of the kings. The offerings are stopped after tasting the sacrifices. The emperors have no temples, but prayers are offered with altars. The altar is left behind and the ghosts are gone. The officials and teachers have one temple, called the temples of the fathers. The kings have no temples, but the kings are offered sacrifices, and the kings are called ghosts when they are gone. The common people have no temples, and when they die, they are called ghosts.

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