周星驰搞笑全部电影

Who is waiting for the return of the flowery clothes?

Zixia lost his son and lost his sight. Zengzi expressed his condolences and said, "I have heard that when a friend loses his eyesight, he should cry for him." Zengzi cried, and Zixia also cried, saying, "Oh, God! I am innocent." Zengzi said angrily, "Shang, how can you be innocent? I served the Master with you between the Zhu and Si Rivers, and retired to live on the Xihe River until I was old. The people of the Xihe River suspected you of the Master, which was your first sin; you lost your parents, and the people did not know about it, which was your second sin; you lost your son and your eyesight, which was your third sin. And you said you were innocent!" Zixia threw his staff and bowed, saying, "I was wrong! I was wrong! I have been living alone for a long time."

The Idle Man Against the Current

Super Farm

Chen Zhonggong was the chief of Taiqiu. There was a thief who robbed and killed a rich man, and he arrested him. Before reaching the place of departure, he heard on the road that some people were lying on the grass and refusing to get up, so he turned his carriage back to deal with it. The chief clerk said, "The thief is big, we should suppress him first." Zhonggong said, "How can it be better to kill a rich man than to kill one's own flesh and blood?"

I heard you want to take me to the top

When Xie Yi was the magistrate of Shan, an old man broke the law, so Xie punished him by giving him strong liquor, even until he was drunk, but he was still not satisfied. The Taifu was seven or eight years old at the time. He was wearing blue cloth trousers and sitting beside his brother's knees. He advised him, "Brother! The old man is pitiful. Why do you do this?" Yi then changed his expression and said, "Anu, do you want to let him go?" Then he sent him away.

Rebirth: Mr. Fu's wife is very attractive

When Huan Xuanwu went on a northern expedition, Yuan Hu followed him, but was reprimanded and dismissed from office. I will have to announce the news, and call Yuan Yima to write it. He kept writing and soon had seven sheets of paper, which were quite impressive. Dongting was standing beside him and was greatly impressed by his talent. Yuan Hu said: "You should make your teeth and tongue idle and benefit from it."

Quickly wear the sickly female supporting role: the villain, act too hastily!