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I have one acre and three mu of land

When Liu Zhenchang first met Prime Minister Wang, it was a hot summer month. The Prime Minister used his belly to massage the chessboard and asked, "Why are you so tired?" After Liu left, someone asked, "What did you do when you met Lord Wang?" Liu said, "I didn't see anything unusual. I only heard him speak Wu dialect!"

The Return of the Invincible Immortal Emperor

It is said in the past: When Prime Minister Wang crossed the Yangtze River, he only taught three principles: to have no sorrow or joy in voice, to keep in good health, and to express one's thoughts fully. However, the winding path of life is everywhere.

Good morning, Mr. Devil

After He Huoqi died, he summoned Zhu Gong. When they arrived at Shitou, Wang Changshi and Liu Yin went to Zhu together. Zhu said, "What do you think of me, Zhen Chang?" Zhen Chang looked back at the king and said, "This boy is good at speaking." Zhu then looked at the king, who said, "The country has its own Duke Zhou."

TFBOYS Blue Rose

Someone who came and went said: Mr. Yu has the intention of going east. Someone said to the prince: "You can be more cautious in case of an emergency." The prince said: "Although Yuan Gui and I are both ministers of the king, we are originally commoners. If he wants to come, I will just put on my horn scarf and return to my black clothes. Why should I be more cautious?"

Tomorrow is not the future

Someone said to Wang Rong: "Ji Yanzu is as outstanding as a wild crane among chickens." Wang Rong replied: "You have not seen his father!"

I am not a jinx