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Inheriting 2 trillion

The guests went to Chen Taiqiu to stay overnight, and Taiqiu asked Yuanfang and Jifang to cook. The guest was discussing with Taiqiu, and the two of them brought in fire, both of them were silent and eavesdropping. I forgot to use chopsticks and spatula when cooking, and the rice fell into the pot. Taiqiu asked, "Why don't you cook with steam?" Yuanfang and Jifang knelt down and said, "Your Excellency was talking with a guest, and we were eavesdropping. We forgot to bring chopsticks and a basket when cooking, and now the rice has become porridge." Taiqiu said, "Do you know anything about it?" They replied, "I just remember it." The two men spoke at the same time and took turns to talk, without losing anything. Taiqiu said: "In this case, just eating rice is enough, why do we need rice?"

Jinfengxian Mountain is a bit earthy

Mr. Zhu was transferred to the position of Taiwei's secretary and military officer by Zhang'anling. His name was well-known but his position was low, so not many people knew him. The Duke went out to the east, took a passenger ship, and sent several old officials to stay at Qiantang Pavilion. At that time, Chen Chong of Wuxing was the county magistrate. He was supposed to see off a guest to Zhejiang. After the guest left, the clerk at the pavilion drove the official to move to the cowshed. When the tide came, Chen Ling stood up and hesitated, and asked, "What's under the cowshed?" The official said, "Yesterday a poor man came to stay in the pavilion. We have distinguished guests, so we moved him away." The Ling was drunk and asked from a distance, "Would you like some cakes? What's your surname? Can we talk?" Chu raised his hand and answered, "Chu Jinye from Henan." People far and wide had known Chu's name for a long time, so the Ling was very anxious and did not dare to move him away, so he went to the Chu with a letter under the cowshed. He slaughtered more meat and prepared food, and presented it before the Duke, and then he whipped the clerk at the pavilion to apologize for his shame. The Duke drank and feasted with him, and his words and expressions remained the same, as if he was unaware of anything. Order to escort the Duke to the border.

God opened a plug-in for me

Full-time system in another world

Liver and radish: Take a dog liver, wrap it, and roast it with radish. When it is burnt, the radish will not stick to it. Take rice and simmer it with porridge. Cut the wolf fat into small pieces and mix it with the rice to make wine.

The wood has grown

When wearing a crown, the crown of black cloth is worn by the princes and below, and it is OK to wear it in a worn-out state. The black crown with red tassels is the crown of the emperor. The black cloth crown with red tassels is the crown of the princes. The black crown with red tassels is the crown of the generals of the princes. The black crown with red tassels is the crown of the generals of the scholars. The white crown with black and black and black and white is the crown of the sons. The white crown with white and ... The deep robe has three lapels, which are evenly sewn, and the hem is on the side, and the sleeves can be turned back to the elbow. The length of the middle is one foot. The lining is two inches, the length is two inches, and the width of the edge is one and a half inches. It is not polite to wrap cloth with silk. Scholars do not wear woven clothes, and those who are not kings do not wear two colors. Clothes are of the right color, and skirts are of different colors. Those who are not of the same color cannot enter the government, and those who are not kings cannot enter the government can not enter the government. The outer fur cannot enter the government, and the fur cannot enter the government. The cocoon is made of cocoon, the robe is made of cocoon, the quilt is made of cocoon, and the silk is made of pleats. The court dress is made of white, which was started by Ji Kangzi. Confucius said: "Wear the court dress, and wear it after the first day of the month." He said: "If the country is not in the right way, then there will be no full clothes." Only the king has a fur coat to swear an oath, and the fur coat is not ancient. The king wears fox white fur, and the brocade clothes cover it. The king's right is tiger fur, and his left is wolf fur. Scholars do not wear fox white. Gentlemen wear fox fur, blue fur, and leopard fur, and black gauze clothes with lining; deer fur, blue fur, and leopard fur, and black clothes with lining; fox fur, and yellow clothes with lining. Brocade clothes and fox fur are the clothes of princes. Dog and sheep fur are not lining, and they are not lining when not decorated. The lining of fur is to show beauty. When mourning, it is covered, not fully decorated; when the king is present, it is covered, and it is fully decorated. The lining of clothes is to fill beauty, so the lining of corpses and the lining of jade tortoises are covered when there is no business, but they dare not fill them.

My deskmate is fierce

People of Pei Pushe's time called it a forest of conversation.