邵氏风月捉奸趣事

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《邵氏风月捉奸趣事》

When Guo Zhaozi's mother died, he asked Zi Zhang, "At the funeral and tomb, what positions should men and women take?" Zi Zhang said, "At the funeral of Si Tu Jingzi, Confucius was the prime minister, and men faced west and women faced east." He said, "Ah! No." He said, "At my funeral, Si was involved. You are responsible for it, the guests are guests, the host is the host--women and men all face west."

Lu Ji went to see Wang Wuzi. Wang Wuzi placed several hu of goat cheese in front of him and pointed it out to Lu, saying, "How can you, Jiangdong, compete with this?" Lu Ji replied, "We have a thousand-mile radish soup, but we haven't added any salt or fermented black beans!"

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Fight for the Void

Zongzhengjie

Pei Linggong had a handsome appearance. One day he fell ill and was seriously ill. Emperor Hui sent Wang Yi Fu to see him. Pei was lying against the wall. When he heard that Wang's messenger had arrived, he forced himself to turn around and look. When the king went out to talk to people, he said: "His eyes were shining like lightning under rocks, and his spirit was vigorous. A famous scholar said: "Kai was ill, so the emperor sent the Yellow Gate Officer Wang Yifu to visit him. Kai looked back at Yifu and said: 'We didn't even know each other. ’When Yi Fu returned, he also admired his handsome spirit. ”

His heart medicine is a little sweet

Gong Xi Yuhan

The gentleman said: "Gently accept harmony, and accept white; loyal and faithful people can learn etiquette. If there is no loyal and faithful person, etiquette will not be in vain. Therefore, it is precious to get the right person. Confucius said: "Reciting three hundred poems in the Book of Songs is not enough for one offering. The ceremony of one offering is not enough for a great feast. The ceremony of a great feast is not enough for a great group. The great group is ready, but it is not enough for the feast of the emperor." Don't discuss etiquette lightly! Zilu was the chief of Ji's family. Ji's family offered sacrifices at dusk, and when the day was not enough, they continued with candles. Even if there is a strong face and a solemn and respectful heart, they are all tired. The officials limped and leaned to attend the sacrifice, which was a great disrespect. On other days when offering sacrifices, Zilu would be present. The affairs of the inner room would be handled at the door, and the affairs of the hall would be handled at the steps. They would start their activities at dawn and leave at dusk. Confucius heard this and said, "Who says that You doesn't know etiquette?

Yueqingji

Bilu Xinxia

Zeng Zi asked, “The ministers and officials will prepare the corpse for the Duke, and they will receive the funeral rites overnight, but there is mourning in the mourning clothes. What should we do?” Confucius said, “When the corpse is taken out, it should be kept in the palace to wait for the funeral. This is the etiquette.” Confucius said, “When the corpse is taken out with a hat and a crown, the ministers, officials, and scholars should all get out of the way. The corpse must be arranged in a proper manner and must be led in front.” Zixia asked, “Is it the etiquette that the mourning period of three years is over and there is no need to avoid the funeral rites? Was there a supervisor at the beginning?” Confucius said, “The three-year mourning period of the Xia Dynasty was over, and the funeral rites were held after the funeral. The Yin people held the funeral rites after the burial. The Records says, ‘A gentleman does not deprive others of their relatives, and one should not deprive them of their relatives.’ Is this what it means?” Zixia said, “There is no need to avoid the funeral rites, is it not? Confucius said, "I heard Lao Dan say that Duke Boqin of Lu did it for a purpose. I don't know who is following the benefit of the three-year mourning period now!"

Entertainment Industry Dining Guide

Zhang Jia Suhong

Chen Taiqiu made an appointment with his friend to go out at noon. He did not arrive after passing the middle, so Taiqiu gave up. After he left, he arrived. Yuan Fang was seven years old at the time and was playing outside the door. The guest asked Yuan Fang, "Is your father here?" He replied, "I waited for you for a long time but you didn't come, so I left." His friend was angry and said, "What a cruel person! He made an appointment with someone and then left without saying goodbye." Yuan Fang said, "You made an appointment with my father at noon. If you don't come at noon, you are untrustworthy; if you scold your father in front of your son, you are rude." His friend was ashamed and got off the car to take him out. Yuan Fang walked in without paying any attention.

The Fool

Du Yichun

Confucius was an orphan at a young age, and he did not know his tomb. He was buried at the intersection of Wufu. People who saw it all thought it was a funeral. His caution was probably a funeral.

Goddess Calculation

Zongzheng Yuxia

　　Wang Wuzi and Sun Zijing each spoke of the beauty of their land and people. Wang said: "The land is flat and level, the water is fresh and clear, and the people are honest and steadfast." Sun said: "The mountains are steep and rugged, the water is turbulent, and the people are brave and heroic."

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