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Mr. Xiao, don’t be so teasing!

When Xie E and his companions discussed the merits and demerits of the Bamboo Grove, Xie Gong said, "Our predecessors did not praise or criticize the Seven Sages at first."

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Void God Realm

The general principles of all rituals are to follow the heaven and earth, follow the four seasons, follow the yin and yang, and follow human nature, so they are called rituals. Those who criticize them do not know where rituals come from. Rituals, good and bad, are different, and cannot be interrelated, which is derived from yin and yang. There are four rules for mourning, which change according to the situation, which is derived from the four seasons. There are grace, reason, moderation, and power, which are derived from human nature. Grace is benevolence, reason is righteousness, moderation is ritual, and power is knowledge. Benevolence, righteousness, propriety, and wisdom are all human nature.

This marriage is over

Wu invaded Chen, beheaded Si and killed Li, and the army returned. Chen Dazai Pi was sent to the army. Fuchai said to the traveler Yi: "This man is a talkative man. Why don't you ask him? The army must have a name. What do people call this army?" The great prime minister said: "In the past, those who invaded did not cut off the sacrifices, did not kill Li, and did not capture two hairs. Now this army, did they kill Li? Shouldn't they call it the army that killed Li?" He said: "Return your land and return your son, what should we call it?" He said: "The king punished the crime of my city and pardoned it with pity. Does the army have a name?"

Don't let the flowers bloom into waiting

Xie E respected his elder sister very much, and Zhang Xuan often praised his younger sister, hoping to rival her. There was a man named Jini, who visited the homes of both Zhang and Xie. People ask about its advantages and disadvantages? The answer was: "Mrs. Wang has a relaxed and cheerful demeanor, so she has the air of a forest dweller. Mrs. Gu has a pure heart and a beautiful reflection of her beauty, so she is naturally the beauty of the boudoir."

The Stealing Wife

The military vehicles should not be in order. The military vehicles should be equipped with flags, and the virtuous vehicles should be tied with flags. History is recorded in writing, and scholars record words. If there is water in front, then carry a green flag. If there is dust in front, then carry a kite. If there are chariots and horses in front, then carry a flying goose. If there are judges in front, then carry a tiger skin. If there are beasts in front, then carry a pixiu. Line: Vermilion bird in front and black tortoise behind, blue dragon on the left and white tiger on the right. Show off above, and quickly control your anger. Advance and retreat with moderation, and have a plan on the left and right, each responsible for its own plan.